As usual, things were not going well at the United Nations.
Thus, many visiting ambassadors had to room together. It just so happend that Vladimir, the Russian Ambassador, and Umballa, the Zambian Ambassador, were sharing a suite.
To pass the time, Vladimir introduced his fellow dignitary to the Russian game of roulette. He produced an antique Soviet revolver, and a single bullet. It took a while, but he was finally able to explain the gist of the game to Umballa. Intrigued and excited, Umballa loved the game.
By the time the U.N. meeting was over, the two had become fast friends. As they parted company at the airport, Umballa told Vladimir, ''One day, you must visit my country, and try our version of your roulette.''
A year later, Vladimir was in Zambia, and looked up his old friend. Umballa remembered him, and welcomed him with open arms.
''I have come, my comrade, to try your game.''
''Very well. Come with me.''
Umballa took his friend before six, buck-naked bush women. ''Pick one. Any one. And she will give you a b-l-o-w-j-o-b.''
"But my friend, where is the danger in this?''
Umballa replied with a toothy smile, ''One of them is a cannibal.''
2006-11-24 18:01:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i read this joke at 3:55 am, i think i woke up everyone around laughing out loud, too funny!! i like it :)
2006-11-26 13:51:15 · answer #1 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh! properly,properly,properly !! I guess she grab the telephone in a hurry the marriage can now happen !! she will now purchase the guy a character to verify his ............properly you get the image!
2016-10-04 08:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that was wicked. well made me chuckle anyway.
10/10
2006-11-24 19:03:38 · answer #3 · answered by Laurie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guys!!! Anything for a thrill!! LOL. LOL.
2006-11-30 08:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! I love your jokes:) Keep em comin
2006-11-25 04:22:55 · answer #5 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The HEAD OK.......... but the other head!!! sorry i will pass
2006-11-28 05:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by super load 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god that made me cringe loved it though
2006-11-24 18:19:44 · answer #7 · answered by dutchess 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT!!! that's really funny =D
2006-11-24 18:11:48 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol that was good one. Thanks for sharing.
2006-11-25 09:06:20 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋