All categories - 19 November 2006

Would you date a woman with a penis, or a man with a vagina?

You can't say NEITHER, you have to choose ONE.

And if you have anything negative to say, please keep it to yourself. Remember the saying, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all".

2006-11-19 13:16:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.

2. In the memo field of all your checks write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

8. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

9. Ask people what gender they are.

10. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

2006-11-19 13:16:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i just too k this new job thing...and i called off 7 out of the first 9 days and they fired me. they never told me nuthin about absence policy.

but my son had a bad splinter...

what is wrong with these corporate whores who demand perfection??

2006-11-19 13:16:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Sorry 2 keep reposting but i need a lot of ideas. I need some ideas for things to do with my little cousin. im 14 and shes 7. I am trying to find things that me and her would enjoy. It will be after thanksgiving if that helps with anything

2006-11-19 13:16:14 · 4 answers · asked by THE GRIM REAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 in Family

Ok a bad debt on your credit report for 7 yrs and than is reported as a write off by te creditor and put on credit report for another 7 yrs is that right??? To me that is double punishment and not right how do you get it off the report by paying or asking the creditor to take off?? Please let me know thank you.

2006-11-19 13:16:12 · 6 answers · asked by Henrietta S 1 in Credit

That God is just a spirit that watches over the Earth and controls what goes on on Earth. That angels are people who did good in life and they are like Leo from the show Charmed. They are assigned to watch over and guide people. That the Devil is a evil spirit who exist in a form of a person.

2006-11-19 13:16:09 · 7 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 13:16:06 · 3 answers · asked by Jasmine 1 in Other - Pets

lots of water
frequent meals
king queen pauper
exercise
no pop or coffee

2006-11-19 13:15:55 · 7 answers · asked by dark mask 1 in Diet & Fitness

isnt he a comedian?

2006-11-19 13:15:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 13:15:51 · 13 answers · asked by Jumble 4 in Buying & Selling

2006-11-19 13:15:50 · 6 answers · asked by Hello 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 13:15:39 · 6 answers · asked by edi 1 in Standards & Testing

2006-11-19 13:15:37 · 3 answers · asked by beanbag1200 1 in Military

2006-11-19 13:15:36 · 5 answers · asked by j.p. 2 in Other - United States

My face breaks out so bad and is oily but yet really dry at the same time. I have fair skin very fair and I am so sick of looking like crap. I just spent a ton of money on bare minerals and it looks horrible on me in looks cakey and it accentuates all mu pores and makes my face look really pink when its on. And when I take it off my skin is een drier. I thought it would be a great product because of all the rave reviews. I just want to clear my face up and get to the point where I can just put some cream blush on and some mascara and lip gloss. I want to look nice. I used to have flawless skin and now i can't seem to get it clear let alone find any makeup that works. And now after spending so much on bare minerals I am nervous to spen a ton on anything else. I want glowing skin that doesnt have red pimple marks! Please help with some skin advice.

2006-11-19 13:15:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

I think I can take a hit in the groin by any one of you girls. You get one shot, what will you do? (must be you, no objects)

2006-11-19 13:15:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well I have this friend that is a great friend but then again she isn't!! See she has stuck by my side forever. But lately she is being a really big *****!! See my birthday recently passed and I had a few friends over and she was yelling and bossing me around the whole time!! And then one time she got mad at me and my other friend because my friend had taken me to a haunted house instead of her!!! Her whole image has changed along with her attitude!! Some say she is spiteful and not a true friend!! But I just don't know!!! It could just be a part of life when people have there ups and downs but then again she could just be being a *****!! What should I do!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Some one please help me!!

2006-11-19 13:15:20 · 5 answers · asked by LiveLifeTheWayYouWish 2 in Friends

anyone who is on birth control can you tell me what kinda and if you like it? does it make you too moody at all? and does birth control realli make you gain weight?

2006-11-19 13:15:13 · 13 answers · asked by doglover0876 1 in Women's Health

the question was "whats your phobia?". What's wrong with that?

2006-11-19 13:15:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2006-11-19 13:15:02 · 3 answers · asked by liz r 1 in Water Sports

2006-11-19 13:14:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

they are all girls & they were born on oct23,06.

2006-11-19 13:14:54 · 11 answers · asked by angela w 1 in Cats

his name is jon but i keep mixing his name up with other people i know .he has the personality of the person in this vid.except he can cook and hes not a blonde.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGrEsgLVJtg

2006-11-19 13:14:53 · 9 answers · asked by me 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-19 13:14:53 · 33 answers · asked by Breezy 2 in Polls & Surveys

Has not been used in a long time and I just gave it a tune up and I'm pretty sure I put it back together right, I sure its the piston oil seal, but could it be something else? any other thoughts?

2006-11-19 13:14:52 · 8 answers · asked by fekd_up 1 in Motorcycles

if a girl is happy in her new relationship . . would she still be calling her ex that she dumped for this new guy every couple weeks? . . .even though he hasnt answered or sent her something back in 4 months? and she still tries to contact him . . also . . can girls act completely happy on the outside and really be torn up on the inside? is there any way to tell if a girl is feeling like that? . . and if she wanted her ex back why would she still be with me and acting fine? why wouldnt she go back to him? maybe because she dumped him and doesnt know if he will take her back? they did go out for 2 1/2 years so i dunno . .. whats goin on?
and she hasnt told me that shes been calling him . . . and we have been dating since april and have been in an actual relationship for like 2 months . . . how long would she use me as a rebound if thats what i am? wouldnt it be over by now? it been about a month since she called him now since she was calling him. . . so maybe she will stop . . .
then just today she sent an email to him . . . it was this

hey! i just wanted to tell you that i hope you had a good birthday. i was going to call but i figured you wouldnt answer like usual or stop by and give you a card but you would have probably acted like you werent home lol. so i hope you had a good one. it would really mean a lot if you just sent something back lettin me know how ya were doin and stuff...i'de really appreciate it (name)! kayyy bye. . .

so if he hasnt responded to her since june why is she still trying to get ahold of him . . . when he hasnt responded since june?

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34 minutes ago
and then she just sent this message to him today


"look i know that you are getting my messages...i really just dont understand why you cant even say hi or something?? can you honestly please just give me a reason, like if it still upsets you or something, i mean thats fine. i just figured you could atleast do that for me...so please?"

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21 minutes ago
i should also add that she has been calling/texting him since the begginning of july . . . he tried to get her back for 2 months after she broke up with him. . . they broke up for no reason . .. she just told him she wanted to date around .. . . and she texted him on what would have been there two year anniversary and reminded him of it

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16 minutes ago
then about 3 weeks she sends another one that says this

hey (name)!! hows it goin? boy, youve sure been hard to get a hold of lately! i was thinkin about stoppin by sometime, so unless i hear otherwise from you ill see you soooon!! k byeee!!

2006-11-19 13:14:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I have a 6 month old kitten and NO I don't think she has a headache. But I do see her bang her head off things around the house, and think to my self that she must get a headache from it. How can I tell If shes got a headache? Ive never heard her cry out in pain..would they do that? And if I did think she had one how could I make her feel better?

2006-11-19 13:14:46 · 7 answers · asked by tazzle 2 in Cats

my 2 friends are fighting and im on both sides but they are angry at each other and thir putting all there anger on me they are stressing me out. but thats what friends do for each other right? let them pour there feelings out to them. help me plz!

2006-11-19 13:14:45 · 7 answers · asked by poetist 1 in Friends

i dont know if it is legal, i want to get it but dont if it is illegal.

2006-11-19 13:14:36 · 12 answers · asked by ballerboy 2 in Software

2006-11-19 13:14:29 · 17 answers · asked by Jennifer S 4 in Newborn & Baby