1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.
2. In the memo field of all your checks write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
8. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
9. Ask people what gender they are.
10. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
2006-11-19 13:16:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gril lol, u like to ask long q's don't u?
2006-11-19 15:07:39 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones but what about this
When you get in an elevator face the back of the car.
While driving put your head out and bark like a dog. This I did while driving home and was real tired. It woke me up and I had some laughs.
Stare at the driver next to you at the light until they look at you then quickly lock your door while they are watching.
2006-11-19 22:45:20 · answer #2 · answered by jaxmel2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have personally done #6 and said "in acordance with the prophecy" during roll call when our shift Sgt. was speaking. I got alot of laughs!
2006-11-19 21:19:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've done 3, 5, 6, 7,8 and 10. It's awesome. Hilarious things.
2006-11-19 21:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by AuthorGirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do number 3 all the time number 1 i will so be doing that at my work in the morning what you havent put up which i seem to do all the time is ask fat women how many weeks they have left to go in there pregnancy oooppps me and my big mouth!!!
2006-11-19 21:32:30 · answer #5 · answered by foxy lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the one I would be most likely to do is... #7 & #2 lol how bout you?
2006-11-19 21:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by Caty the WEIRDO!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I figured that you should announce over the intercom that yourself is needed at the office. Don't disguise your voice!
2006-11-19 21:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will try #1 tomorrow will let you know how it works out.
2006-11-19 21:47:37 · answer #8 · answered by spence6209@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't done any. But I'll try the first one.
2006-11-20 01:00:42 · answer #9 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've done #8 when I submit my income tax....
2006-11-19 21:24:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋