All categories - 19 November 2006

Alright im trying to impress this girl, but i need some ideas of what to do with her, like some fun things i could do?

2006-11-19 14:12:04 · 6 answers · asked by funkfighter45 1 in Singles & Dating

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep

One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long

One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks

I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed

Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge b-o-o-b-s
Who owns a liquor store and a golf course.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s-h-i-t.

2006-11-19 14:12:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

give me ideas on writing:

story that conveys the importance of understanding either ratio and proportion or percents. the story should be mostly non-mathematical, so that someone who has never taken a math class can understand what you are saying. The important thing is that you convey your opinion in such a way that the story is fun to read. Feel free to use humor, hyperbole, or whatever.



like a dog. super hero, but how?

IDEAS!!

2006-11-19 14:12:00 · 3 answers · asked by ♥♥♥♥♥ 1 in Homework Help

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6146292.stm

2006-11-19 14:11:53 · 25 answers · asked by rosbif 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-19 14:11:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

im a guy and became friends with this girl shortly after she began dating someone. We became very close friends. a few months later she revealed to me that she had feelings for me other than as a friend. This presented a problem becasue of her current boyfriend. He does not treat her as she should, they constantly fight and he often yells at her. She will often lie to him in order to get out of being alone with him. I would love for her to leave him so that i can show her what its like to be treated right, but she can not decide what to do. btw she has been with this guy for about 6 months. ive known her for just over 5. any advice?

2006-11-19 14:11:49 · 23 answers · asked by labenge73 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-19 14:11:46 · 8 answers · asked by lithium2890 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-11-19 14:11:31 · 3 answers · asked by Alisa B 1 in Primary & Secondary Education

2006-11-19 14:11:29 · 17 answers · asked by limegreensharpieforever 1 in Friends

If a person worked an eight hour job, followed by coming home and taking care of family, how long do you guesstimate it would take to read the entire Bible (regardless of the version- be it Holy Bible/King James version or NIV)?

2006-11-19 14:11:28 · 15 answers · asked by Evil Red 2 in Religion & Spirituality

This guy has a stone faced expression all the time. I introduced myself to him one time and I try to chat him up but I can't tell if he's shy or disinterested. But on occasions when I dont notice him he'll call out, "hows it going?" and we make small talk. It seems like he's uncomfortable when I approach him. But sometimes he'll approach me. What does it mean? Would a guy make small talk or approach you if he wasnt attracted to you? I'm pretty sure he knows I like him since I randomly went up there to introduce myself and try to chat with him.

2006-11-19 14:11:21 · 5 answers · asked by Stephanie 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-19 14:11:21 · 10 answers · asked by jennifer 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

Get up come on get down with the sickness!
Get up come on get down with the sickness!
Madness has now come over me!

2006-11-19 14:11:19 · 6 answers · asked by Ninetales 2 in Music

*please give me a real answer please not any idk, i don't know, look it ups, etc. thankyou!

2006-11-19 14:11:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

1. I am concerned that dating is a waste of time/money/energy/ when you live back home.

2. Would I be better to wait until I move out until I begin dating again.

3. I am very self-conscious that I have moved back in to save money. I'd like to move out by August of '07.

4. Would you suggest that I REFRAIN from dating until then?

2006-11-19 14:11:14 · 5 answers · asked by PezBoy 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-19 14:11:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

2006-11-19 14:11:12 · 14 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

He won't take the hint. He has serious trust issues and I have had it. He even emails me under different names. I never want to see him again. How do I get rid of this sicko? I have been trying for along time and he now has turned into a stalker and leaves me notes and harrassing phone calls. He even tells me it's not over and we are not broken up. Worse of all, he moved from another state and now lives minutes from my home. He drinks heavy and smokes heavy. He doesn't even have a job. He just won't leave me alone! Help!!!

2006-11-19 14:11:02 · 6 answers · asked by crissy b 1 in Singles & Dating

I just got one today, and the top 'ball' is not directly overtop of the bottom one. The top one is a little to the right of the center of my midsection..

I don't know if I should keep it in (since it's not perfect, will it bug me forever), or if I should take it out and try again, but warn the person first that I want it perfectly centered, and 'up and down'.

What are your opinions (I AM going to have one regardless of which way I do it).

2006-11-19 14:10:59 · 5 answers · asked by seaofcolour 3 in Other - Skin & Body

Hey fellow yahoo users!!! I need some help, I think I know how my car got that awful smell...I had taken my dirty laundry to the washer and put it in the backseat like I always do, but I had a couple of wet towels in there with the pile of dirty clothes. I guess with the heat, the smell came about, but I figured it would be gone in no time, WAS I WRONG!!!! Now my car smells even worse, as if something died in there!!! I've had my windows cracked for a couple days, I drive with my windows down, and I even bought a cucumber melon car freshener, but now it smells like cucumber melon and wet dog, even worse, I can't describe it, any ideas to get rid of it? Thanks

2006-11-19 14:10:53 · 7 answers · asked by Iris G 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

does anyone know how to decipher the code at the bottom of the books

2006-11-19 14:10:47 · 6 answers · asked by DragonTamer11 1 in Books & Authors

to see what answer was better than yours?

2006-11-19 14:10:45 · 27 answers · asked by the23FireKeep 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not sure if its (spend some time with me) its about a young boy who asks his mommy how much money does his daddy need to spend some time with him.

2006-11-19 14:10:42 · 3 answers · asked by wade h 1 in Music

Please Explain your answers

2006-11-19 14:10:38 · 5 answers · asked by rajni l 2 in Languages

2006-11-19 14:10:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-19 14:10:30 · 13 answers · asked by Queen Momma 2 in Hair

2006-11-19 14:10:27 · 14 answers · asked by Katlyn 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 14:10:26 · 8 answers · asked by =] 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Please Explain your answers

2006-11-19 14:10:23 · 3 answers · asked by rajni l 2 in Economics

2006-11-19 14:10:18 · 1 answers · asked by Lai Yu Zeng 4 in Software