WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge b-o-o-b-s
Who owns a liquor store and a golf course.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s-h-i-t.
2006-11-19 14:12:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe u naughty man
2006-11-19 17:39:48 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the man's poem. Short and concise.
2006-11-20 00:34:02 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol wow I pray for that almost everyday, but not just in that same way.
2006-11-19 22:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny and very true
in general that's how man and woman think but i think there are exception to the rule
^_^ have a nice day!
2006-11-20 00:53:52 · answer #4 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lmao
2006-11-19 22:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by the shadow knows 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! I like it!
2006-11-19 22:17:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao....god's gonna punish that man
2006-11-20 20:30:08 · answer #7 · answered by halle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
finally conformation on the difference between the sex's...thank you .............
2006-11-19 22:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one from you. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-22 21:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao aww...
2006-11-19 22:32:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋