A well figured (u know big boobs, perfect shaped hips, thin stomach, basically the full works) blonde goes into a arcade, sits next to 2 bulky guys who r playin poker
asks them if she can play
sure they both reply, thinking it would be good to take the piss out of her, cos shes a girl
she sits down and starts 2 strip
wot u doing? they ask
i play betta naked she replies
they start playing, and a few minutes later, the blonde throws down her cards, and says ive won
she grabs the cash and runs off
from behind, the first man asked the next man
did u see her cards?
the next man replies and says no, i was jus lookin at her figure
2006-11-15
23:54:32
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