A well figured (u know big boobs, perfect shaped hips, thin stomach, basically the full works) blonde goes into a arcade, sits next to 2 bulky guys who r playin poker
asks them if she can play
sure they both reply, thinking it would be good to take the piss out of her, cos shes a girl
she sits down and starts 2 strip
wot u doing? they ask
i play betta naked she replies
they start playing, and a few minutes later, the blonde throws down her cards, and says ive won
she grabs the cash and runs off
from behind, the first man asked the next man
did u see her cards?
the next man replies and says no, i was jus lookin at her figure
2006-11-15 23:54:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh and for the people on this forum that say i cannot spell, that joke was written to abreviate, because it is such a long joke, and would not have covered in 1000 characters, so i abreviated it down by a lot
2006-11-15 23:55:43 · update #1
hey People Are Scum i jus heard the joke, and ecided to write it up, i dont know which arcade you can play poker
but dats how the joke goes
or another saying i heard
thats how the cookie crumbles
2006-11-16 00:05:33 · update #2
funny
2006-11-16 01:13:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Way Clever. One day blondes will rule the rule and all men will bow down to our sexyness
2006-11-16 02:11:29 · answer #2 · answered by dragongirl_92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a blond, I think it could work,you know what the men would be looking at, not the cards. good one
2006-11-16 00:07:28 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A very stale joke.
2006-11-16 00:01:42 · answer #4 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's a good joke,. so don't worry about what people think
2006-11-16 00:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dreadful. In what arcade can you play poker?
2006-11-16 00:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by people are scum 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
boo
2006-11-16 00:07:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
To complicated for me so early in the morning. Thanks though keep on trying..
2006-11-16 00:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm glad you abbreviated it... phew..!
2006-11-16 00:04:34 · answer #9 · answered by Stan T 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one, im a blonde so i might try that, lol ;)
2006-11-15 23:56:34 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Sexy D♥ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋