Q: What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with 'c', ends with 't' ?
A: A coconut
What woman can..
wash up with her left hand
cook the dinner with her right hand
sweep the floor with her left leg
do the dusting with her right leg
give you a b***job and...
open a bottle of beer using her a*se
A swiss army wife
Two rats in a sewer - been eating s**t all day.
The one rat says to the other rat "I'm sick of eating s**t all day"
"Cheer up" says the other rat "We're on the piss tonight !"
A chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg were laying next to each other in bed. The chicken was smoking a cigarette, and with a very pissed-off look the egg said, "Well.... I guess that answers THAT long asked question!"
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: What's hard and straight going in, soft and sticky coming out ?
A: Chewing gum
2006-11-10
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