Q: What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, starts with 'c', ends with 't' ?
A: A coconut
What woman can..
wash up with her left hand
cook the dinner with her right hand
sweep the floor with her left leg
do the dusting with her right leg
give you a b***job and...
open a bottle of beer using her a*se
A swiss army wife
Two rats in a sewer - been eating s**t all day.
The one rat says to the other rat "I'm sick of eating s**t all day"
"Cheer up" says the other rat "We're on the piss tonight !"
A chicken and an egg
A chicken and an egg were laying next to each other in bed. The chicken was smoking a cigarette, and with a very pissed-off look the egg said, "Well.... I guess that answers THAT long asked question!"
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: What's hard and straight going in, soft and sticky coming out ?
A: Chewing gum
2006-11-10 01:38:08 · 11 answers · asked by leila b 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
classics!!! Brilliant!!
2006-11-10 01:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
George W and Bin Laden are sitting watching Star Trek. Bin turns to George and says "This is crap, they have blacks , chinese, gays , aliens, every race and creed apart from muslims. Its not very realistic is it?" George turns to Bin Laden and says
" Oh yes it is, what you don`t understand Bin, this is Star Trek, its set in the FUTURE!"
2006-11-10 01:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by curious2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
xlax interior a twinkie on your lunch field diverse for the bully who consistently tries to scouse borrow your lunch at school or artwork. they're going to think of two times and it will never take place back. (except they actually delight in having the runs all day long).
2016-11-23 14:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good LOL
2006-11-10 01:45:39 · answer #4 · answered by Maria K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-11-10 01:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by emma m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-11-13 13:02:38 · answer #6 · answered by jellyswiss 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
totally hilarious!
2006-11-10 01:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha your jokes made me smile keep em' coming
2006-11-10 01:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funnuy.......especially the chicken and egg
2006-11-10 01:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by latrece81 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny
hahahahahaha
2006-11-10 01:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋