tell me one thing what makes u laugh alot???

Question

according to me sardarjis jokes r the best things to laugh

Answer 1

A Sardarjee reported for his University final examination which consists of
"yes/no" type questions. he takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at
the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes
his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the
answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour he is all
done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few
minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The
moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "I finished the
exam in half and hour. But, I am rechecking my answers

Answer 2

properly, it relies upon in what you prefer in existence. in case you prefer to be a joker, and snigger lots. you will do this, in case you prefer to be a boss and do different issues, you mustn't be a clown. and initiate off no longer guffawing. It purely relies upon on what you prefer. in case you're happy which incorporate your function as a laugher, who cares then? the important individual is you who ought to settle on? Now, people do in comparison to those that snigger lots with the aid of fact its no longer good to be humorous each and all of the time. Be average it particularly is all.. each and every thing desires stability in existence, or we could have been working all day long. Now heath matters: laughter has its reward, yet once you snigger too problematic it particularly is no longer right for you physique with the aid of fact the physique translates the comparable as in case you have been underso lots stress. so because it particularly is why stability in existence is crucial. don't be a depressed individual or a ineffective laugher.

Answer 3

hindu jokes r the best . u should see the look on the hindus face when u crack a joke on them.

Once a judge ordered a barber to a week of community service.

The first day he got a cop as a customer. After getting his hair cut , the cop wants to pay. But the barber refuses the money saying that he is doing a week of community service so the haircut is free.The next morning when the barber comes to open his saloon , he sees a box full of 10 donuts on his door step. He immediately remembers the cop and thanks him in his heart.

That day a florist comes to get a hair cut . Same thing happens . The barber tells him that he is doing free haircuts this week.

The next morning he sees a bouquet of 10 flowers on the door step and thanks the florist in his heart.

That day a hindu comes to get a haircut and later the barber tell him that he is doing free haircuts all thru week. The hindu leaves the saloon as a happy man.

The next morning when he comes to open his saloon he sees 10 hindus standing in line to get free haircuts.



Q:why do hindus women have a red dot on their heads?

A: as a result of whites shoving their finger on the hindu's forehead and saying " get the hell out of my country"

Source(s):

For centuries Hindu women have worn a red dot on their foreheads. We have naively thought it had something to do with their religion. The real story has been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington.

When a Hindu woman marries, on her wedding night the husband scratches off the red dot to see if he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, or a motel in Florida.





Two hindus boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take off a fat little pakistani guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the hindus. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the hindu in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke.""No problem," said the pakistani. "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, the hindu picked up the pakistani's shoe and spat in it.When the pakistani returned with the coke, the other hindu said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too." Again, the pakistani obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the other hindu picked up the other shoe and spat in it.

The pakistani returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.As the plane was landing the pakistani slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened."How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our peoples..... this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

Answer 4

The very word "sardarjee" puts a smile on my face.when it comes to the jokes I am on the floor rolling with laughter!!The one above is a typical one.I like that.(Provided they are clean)I can be addicted to this-my weak point.

Answer 5

how about what u read on t shirts! sex instructor first lesson free! you're the reason man has a middle finger! alittle bird told me you'er a dumbass! i'am not a gynecologist but i'take a look! save time see it my way! my parents said i could be anything so i became an *******! tell your boobs to stop looking at my eyes! i'am confused wait....maybe i'am not

Answer 6

moving from Seattle to the Ozarks, man this is hicksville, like a cross between mayberry and green acres, funny things everyday and these hicks dint get it

Answer 7

A woman that I work with was telling me about her gynecologist. She said " He's a nice guy. He always tells me exactly what's going on and he doesn't beat around the bush!"

Answer 8

i think any joke make me laugh.
Sardarji is filling up a job application. He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes.

Answer 9

Reading books by Dave Barie or Carl Hyasin.
(I think I misspelled their last names.)

Answer 10

my best friend Brittni is the craziest person and she does the stupidest things to make me laugh.