All categories - 30 October 2006

2006-10-30 01:47:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

MY husband's work is having a costume contest and we have no idea what to dress him up as. I need something original and fast...please help!

2006-10-30 01:47:24 · 9 answers · asked by Boricua Chic 3 in Halloween

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine
and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him,
saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.

"Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a blow/job?"

"EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"

He says, "Well then, how about a hand job?"

"I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"

"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that."

So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest,
his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ears and he screams out in pain.

"What's wrong?!" she cries out.

"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!!!"

2006-10-30 01:47:19 · 14 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 01:47:17 · 5 answers · asked by letsbefriends1984 1 in Languages

2006-10-30 01:47:16 · 4 answers · asked by Kristen P 2 in Singles & Dating

My friend, yes it is really my friend, has been dating this guy for 2 years. When she first met him he told her that he and his ex-girlfriend still live together, because of the child they have together. He claims that he sleeps in the basement, and she sleep upstairs. She was fine with it until she fall in love with him. She asked him to leave but he says he need a little more time. Do you really think that he sleeps in the basement? What do you think she should do! Help this girl, cuz I don't know what to do?

2006-10-30 01:47:16 · 11 answers · asked by Sacha 2 in Singles & Dating

My dog literally tries to block the doorway preventing me from leaving.

2006-10-30 01:47:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 01:47:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Gear

2006-10-30 01:47:10 · 1 answers · asked by joyline 1 in Other - Health

2006-10-30 01:47:09 · 3 answers · asked by chadtrute 1 in Other - Home & Garden

I want a strong boy name- and my husband and I are thinking about this one. What are your comments and opinions on it?

2006-10-30 01:47:04 · 11 answers · asked by kerstinlea 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2006-10-30 01:47:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I tried the training pads. For us, that is the worse thing I could ever have done. I never had a problem training a pup before, but since using those cheap little pads (very thin, too), she's always heading for the carpeting. I'm in a house with ALL WHITE CARPETING, with thick padding. Not by choice, just can't afford to buy yet. Anyway, kenneling did not help. Sounds dumb, I know, but I have a "frisbee" dog who jumps really high, but can't catch the frisbee! She jumps, and jumps, enough to get the kennel to tip and the tray to slide out, then get out through the larger holes in the bottom. Then I barricaded the kennel and got the tray to stay put with a lock on the front drop down door. Instead, she started chewing on the corners of the tray. Even when she got sick last week, she threw up, repeatedly on the carpeting. I locked her in my bathroom with a very tall gate. She started scratching at the 6 panel wood door, which opens inward. HELP!! WHAT CAN I DO. SHE CHEWS 2

2006-10-30 01:46:48 · 10 answers · asked by margierosie1026 2 in Dogs

mine r Saleen S7 Lamborghini Cadillac Cien Covini

2006-10-30 01:46:45 · 21 answers · asked by Sexi B..i.t.c.h 1 in Other - Car Makes

2006-10-30 01:46:40 · 13 answers · asked by WonkaBar65 3 in Celebrities

2006-10-30 01:46:39 · 24 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Polls & Surveys

Rember the guy im into, well yea now that he knows that i like him he stares at me even more. also his boys are talking to me and i never even spoken to them before. why doesn't he just ask me already?

2006-10-30 01:46:36 · 5 answers · asked by Ieysha G 2 in Singles & Dating

had a date last night, and the last thing he said was i'll ring you. what do we reckon?

2006-10-30 01:46:34 · 34 answers · asked by redsticks34 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-30 01:46:33 · 9 answers · asked by cc 1 in Snooker & Pool

2006-10-30 01:46:30 · 2 answers · asked by love_sweer 1 in Singapore

We have directv sattelite tv. My daughters television (or the one in her room) messes up. She keeps getting all these small retangular sqaures across the screen and sometimes it looks like someone took a pair of scissors and cut the screen up. You can't even make out a pic.
Sometimes she gets noise but not normally.
We have changed tv's, we bought a new surge protector at wal mart, I called the electrician to see if it was that but he didn't think so as the VCR doesn't do it.
Direct tv has changed the reciever,and put in a new spliter, and changed the cables that go from the t.v to the vcr.
Hers is the only tv in the house that does that.
Direct tv was just here and they said unless it does it when they are looking at it, they can't do anything.
Any ideas at all?

2006-10-30 01:46:27 · 3 answers · asked by helpme1 5 in TVs

I'm confused, is he back hosting his show, did they ever resolve his issues with Comedy Central?

2006-10-30 01:46:26 · 6 answers · asked by Angry Insightful Black 3 in Comics & Animation

This was written earlier this morning. Talk about holier than thou. How does it make you feel? Is it any wonder that so many atheists are ex-Christians?


"Fellow Christians!!! isn't it time to impose God's Eternal Laws?
Fake-Christians try to nullify laws eternally given by Jesus in Old Testament. Jesus broadened the Laws in the New Covenant--never nullified them. He was even stricter and said that our righteousness must surpass the Heathen Jews.He clearly said in John 10:35 that the Laws cannot be changed. But nowadays the Devil deceived a lots of Christians to think that they are above the Law and needn't impose them."

2006-10-30 01:46:18 · 31 answers · asked by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-30 01:46:15 · 3 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

I would like to know the time duration spent in getting visa in a situation like this. If principal applicant and three persons have gone to USA and there are one remaining person who are not issued the Visa because finger prints of one of the remaining person is being taken for verification. And what if10 and a half months have passed since finger prints are taken.

2006-10-30 01:46:09 · 2 answers · asked by skhalid_mahmood 1 in Immigration

2006-10-30 01:45:59 · 18 answers · asked by Radhika B 1 in Television

I know it can be done, but I don't know how. Please help!

2006-10-30 01:45:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2006-10-30 01:45:54 · 3 answers · asked by griff51 2 in Buying & Selling

It's just an occasional waft so it's difficult to pin down, it's working OK.

2006-10-30 01:45:52 · 4 answers · asked by rokeith62 1 in Maintenance & Repairs