A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine
and on the way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him,
saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.
"Well, OK," he says, "how a bout a blow/job?"
"EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
He says, "Well then, how about a hand job?"
"I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that."
So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest,
his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ears and he screams out in pain.
"What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!!!"
2006-10-30 01:47:19 · 14 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ZOMG, that was wrong, but soo funny. XD Awesome!
2006-10-30 02:03:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha well he said like a coke
2006-10-30 09:53:26 · answer #2 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes you should give your boyfriend a hand job.It is good to give as well as receive.
2006-10-30 09:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LMFAO that one is too Funny
2006-10-30 09:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2006-10-30 10:23:02 · answer #5 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg that was effin hilarious!
2006-10-30 10:03:32 · answer #6 · answered by missie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one!! LMAO!!
2006-10-30 11:08:21 · answer #7 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.....hilarious one.......LOL
2006-10-30 10:08:47 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.. Nice & wicked!! ha ha ha...
2006-10-30 09:54:40 · answer #9 · answered by Belle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol love it
2006-10-30 09:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋