All categories - 30 October 2006

im a student and its my project

2006-10-30 03:09:07 · 3 answers · asked by jed 1 in Corporations

"Look at these," said the man enthusiastically, "They're called Olympic condoms because they come in gold, silver and bronze!"
"And what are you going to wear tonight?" asked his wife.
"The gold, of course."
"Well it would be nice if you wore the silver one and came second for a change," she replied bitterly. :)

2006-10-30 03:08:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

do you know who is fool ?
fool is some one that ask some thing from others to get advice .
then he or she find the just similar answer as him or her and make that answer as best answer that we have ,to be or not to be.
are we always right ,or are the ideas and answers opposite us than they even say more right than us ,and if we know that we just can accept all of who that think as us ,then how we just ask a question thatfrom first we knew its answer .the human is really fool and most fool are people here tht ask some thing and when they choose the best answer you will see this remark under their selected answer that "yes i found your answer great because you think as me " its really great question that we most must try to find out whats real ,truth and fact or we just try to find who think as us to have best offers from us except if he or she says truth or not.
AM I SAY RIGHT ?!!!
say yes to me to have a chance to selected as best answer !!!!!! :o)

2006-10-30 03:08:45 · 12 answers · asked by mohsen m 3 in Philosophy

Disappearing Wife

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.



When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.



Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.






Disappearing Wife

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.



When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.



Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

2006-10-30 03:08:43 · 9 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Jokes & Riddles

my husband works alot so i am on my own alot with the two babies.. I am finding it hard to be consistant with the potty training, i started about 2 months ago, he is doing OK but how long does potty traing take? And every time i have to nurse for some reason he has to pee or poo. ( i also forgot to mention he needs to be naked to be on the potty...not even socks on!!! help?

2006-10-30 03:08:38 · 4 answers · asked by Lovebeingamom 2 in Newborn & Baby

2006-10-30 03:08:38 · 6 answers · asked by SINGH H 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-30 03:08:36 · 10 answers · asked by shwethakreddy 1 in Computer Networking

If there are any websites that offer additional help on notes with the reading it would help a lot... I am reading this and would love some help on what her exact thoughts were that were different from others concerning the "printing revolution"... also the effects it had on the society... thanks a lot

2006-10-30 03:08:33 · 2 answers · asked by radiohead5953 3 in History

a really cool hair cut if you have any pics please send them to me or if you no where i can get some please tell me where

2006-10-30 03:08:28 · 7 answers · asked by mummy to 3 miracles 5 in Hair

does anyone know what the current numbers are, when they started and what month for the next numbers and what will the next numbers be? thanks for any help

2006-10-30 03:08:19 · 6 answers · asked by geraldine 2 in Insurance & Registration

Hormones themselves stress us out...

2006-10-30 03:08:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

My eye's or Hazel but I got green, and blue contacs!!!!!!

2006-10-30 03:08:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

i have recently bought a new laptop with wireles connectivity, my main computer is connected to the internet via a cable broadband modem, i have a usb wireless dongle for the main pc but no router, is there any way i can connect my laptop wirelessly to share the modem on the main pc?

2006-10-30 03:08:12 · 13 answers · asked by kev_da_chav 1 in Computer Networking

2006-10-30 03:08:07 · 15 answers · asked by DEBBIE J 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

I live in Baton Rouge, LA. I have been seeing many cars, mostly higher end models like Escalades that are owned by black people, with a strange four symbol logo on the side of the cars. Its located right behind the front tires. It's always four silver stick on symbols. Some look like an upside down question mark and the last two symbols always look like a backwards bending "I". Does anyone have any ideas what these symbols mean?

2006-10-30 03:08:06 · 1 answers · asked by alconebay 2 in Other - Society & Culture

My 6 year old boy wants to be a zombie for trick or treating tomorrow night. I want to do full make up and make brains and eye ball hanging out. is this something that is going to offend people or is it something that most people will attribute to a cool costume? we're in a bit of an "uppity" neighborhood is why I ask.

2006-10-30 03:08:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Halloween

What is the algorithm if I want to make a single character in a string to be a capital letter?? Lets say I have a string "What" and I want it to be "Atwhay". If the original words starts with a capital then I want the transformed word to be starting with a capital word too. How do I do this?

2006-10-30 03:07:58 · 2 answers · asked by ? 1 in Programming & Design

2006-10-30 03:07:56 · 1 answers · asked by Mr. S 1 in Diet & Fitness

I don't understand how submarines navigate over long distances, under water. You cannot see, so a map is no good. GPS would not work under water. Sonar would only work if you had a 3D map of the whole sea bed. A compass and timing would be too inaccurate. Perhaps some kind of inertial reference system using gyroscopes?

2006-10-30 03:07:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boats & Boating

your qtn doesn't go to the homepage & you get zero answers, to a very simple qtn?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnexOjMk2Lhnm5sYs8GXLbLsy6IX?qid=20061030075818AAvDxS1

2006-10-30 03:07:54 · 12 answers · asked by BLACK KILLZ.....!?! 3 in Polls & Surveys

i was thinking about Habitat for humanity or meals on wheels, what other organization is good to volunteer on the weekends, which would you recommend?

2006-10-30 03:07:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Community Service

2006-10-30 03:07:41 · 4 answers · asked by redrose 11 1 in Trying to Conceive

i've made some red wine from a very cheap kit. it tastes ok but it's got a lot of acid in it. heartburn cocktail' it tried adding some sugar and it helped a bit. does anyone know what i can do to reduce the acidity. i made a 5 gallon brew

2006-10-30 03:07:36 · 12 answers · asked by briangimma 4 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Do you think that people should have to learn the language of the country they are living in? I mean for example if you moved to a new country to live...should the country cater to your needs...or should you take some personal responsibility and learn the language yourself?

2006-10-30 03:07:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

A pregnant lady boarded on bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated so she changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. With the help of driver she had him arrested.
The case came before the court, and when asked why he acted in such a manner, the man replied, "When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read, 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then she moved under one that read, 'Sloans Liniments Remove Swelling.' I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read, 'William's Stick Did The Trick.' Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read, 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'"
'He won the case'

2006-10-30 03:07:35 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-30 03:07:31 · 7 answers · asked by jevyshun 1 in History

it has allways had a pull to the right even after i changed the tires 3 times. i just recently fliped the power steering belt off and it seemed to drive straight then.

2006-10-30 03:07:26 · 4 answers · asked by prulfy1 1 in GMC

Ive looked up everything..and nothing seems to make me happy. i wanted to be a psychiatrist but i dont want to do more than 5 or 6 years of college plus i cant deal with ppl hurting themselves. then i figured nursing cuz i get to help people but i cant deal with ppl being hurt or sticking needles into people. i want to do business..i dunno wut kind yet tho. wut r the MUST HAVE qualities for business majors, if any1 here is business? please help me i started college a few months ago and im going crazy not knowing wut to do.. i swear ive looked into everything

2006-10-30 03:07:25 · 2 answers · asked by jo0mee 1 in Other - Education

2006-10-30 03:07:22 · 3 answers · asked by Al 2 in Other - Health

During those long cold winter months?

Tip: I hang two heat lamps from the ceiling of the dog house which keeps them nice and warm during the winter. I also use thick carpet as hay would catch fire.

A reminder to start winterizing your pet homes.

2006-10-30 03:07:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs