Disappearing Wife
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Disappearing Wife
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When He finally appeared at home, Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied. "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
2006-10-30 03:08:43 · 9 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA ha ha.. that was really good one. I have stored it in my memory to use it as a warning to my hubby if he ever gave me a reason for it... lol
2006-10-30 03:24:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess she really smacked him real good!! This is very funny, he will think twice before going out with his buddies!!! LOL!!!!!
2006-10-30 11:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao. That was definitely a great one. I did not see that coming at all. LOVED it, lmao.
2006-10-30 11:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by Barbi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL fine 1
LOL fine 01 ;-)
2006-10-30 11:12:13 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
much better this time round
2006-10-30 11:11:11 · answer #5 · answered by mustang_rws 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS AWSOME!!!!! i have tears running down my face from laughing so hard!!!!
2006-10-30 11:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one !
2006-10-30 11:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol â¥ed it!
2006-10-30 11:12:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... that one is awesome!
2006-10-30 11:12:22 · answer #9 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋