A pregnant lady boarded on bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated so she changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. With the help of driver she had him arrested.
The case came before the court, and when asked why he acted in such a manner, the man replied, "When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read, 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then she moved under one that read, 'Sloans Liniments Remove Swelling.' I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read, 'William's Stick Did The Trick.' Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read, 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'"
'He won the case'
2006-10-30 03:07:35 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha very good!!!!
2006-10-30 04:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny!!! But so sad for the pregnant lady who thought the man was making fun at her just because. Glad he won the case!!!
2006-10-30 03:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have been laughing my butt off too. lol, that's great. I like the Williams Stick Did the Trick.
2006-10-30 03:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by Barbi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its difficult to tell you this comedian tale on line because it demands a seen photograph. yet i will attempt it besides. What does a lesbian with a tricky-on appear as if? (Use your tongue to push out your cheek)
2016-10-16 13:20:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, (really!!) The lady should've saw where she was sitting b4 she got the driver!!
2006-10-30 03:11:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
would love to know how did the lady react
including the future one(s)
2006-10-30 03:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by Amrita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha dat waz funny i woulda probably laughed too if i woulda noticed : P
2006-10-30 03:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by mnd2nite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats the best thing ive heard in awhile! lol keep em' coming! he he
2006-10-30 03:14:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was kinda cute if you look at it a certain way.
2006-10-30 03:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by Ky_bello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-30 03:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... i've heard this one before but it is still a good one...
2006-10-30 03:14:27 · answer #11 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋