theres three construction guys working on a high rise sitting down for lunch, the first guy is a mexican, he opens up his lunch and says,.. dam! another burrito .!! if i get one more buritto i'm going to jump off the top of this building tomorrow. the next guy was a black guy, opens his lunch and dam chicken again , if i get chicken again tomorrow i'll join you, so the dumb blone white guy opens his, peanut butter & jelly, dam he says if i get one more tomorrow i'll be doing the same. the next day the mex opens his lunch!! dam a burrito, so he jumps. the blavk guy opens his dam! chicken he jumps, the whie guy opens his, dam pb&j he jumps.
the next day at the funeral the wives are crying , and the mex wife says if i only knew he didnt want burritos, the black guys wife crying says ,if i only knew he didn't want chicken i would have never made it. the white guys wife crying, look at them in
amazement and said hell he makes his own sandwiches.
2006-10-29
22:05:48
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