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theres three construction guys working on a high rise sitting down for lunch, the first guy is a mexican, he opens up his lunch and says,.. dam! another burrito .!! if i get one more buritto i'm going to jump off the top of this building tomorrow. the next guy was a black guy, opens his lunch and dam chicken again , if i get chicken again tomorrow i'll join you, so the dumb blone white guy opens his, peanut butter & jelly, dam he says if i get one more tomorrow i'll be doing the same. the next day the mex opens his lunch!! dam a burrito, so he jumps. the blavk guy opens his dam! chicken he jumps, the whie guy opens his, dam pb&j he jumps.
the next day at the funeral the wives are crying , and the mex wife says if i only knew he didnt want burritos, the black guys wife crying says ,if i only knew he didn't want chicken i would have never made it. the white guys wife crying, look at them in
amazement and said hell he makes his own sandwiches.

2006-10-29 22:05:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

lol...gud 1..i wndr wen was d last time i laughed tat hard at a blonde joke

2006-10-29 22:08:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The blonde cop pulls over the blonde in the Mercedez, and the blonde opens her handbag and the female cop says its got your photo on it. The blonde driver look at the mirror and says here it is. The blonde cop looks at and say you can go, I didn't know you were an undercover cop..

2016-05-22 07:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats cute

2006-10-30 00:18:19 · answer #3 · answered by Cookie Jones 2 · 0 0

funny gave me a giggle.

2006-10-29 22:47:31 · answer #4 · answered by kate b 4 · 0 0

LOL - A classic one

2006-10-29 22:06:54 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

nice one

2006-10-29 23:35:39 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 0 0

LoL .... that was a refreshing change lol.
Thanks for sharing : - )
Enjoy your week.

2006-10-29 22:10:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2006-10-29 22:09:37 · answer #8 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0 0

nice

2006-10-29 22:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by Jane S 4 · 0 0

nice--i actually havent heard that one before.

2006-10-29 22:46:09 · answer #10 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0 0

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