A little boy, 5 years old, was late for school, so he went for a shower with his dad, and said "Daddy, what's that" pointing at his penis
"well son" his dad replied,"thats my long stretch limo."
next day the little boy was late again and went to the shower with his mummy "mumm, whats that" he asked pointing at her vergina
"well son, thats the garage." she replied
that night he had a nightmare and slept with mummy and daddy.
"move over son, i wanna park my limo in the garage" said daddy
"too late daddy" said the little boy "i already have my mini in there!"
how funny is that?
2006-10-24
08:10:36
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