A little boy, 5 years old, was late for school, so he went for a shower with his dad, and said "Daddy, what's that" pointing at his penis
"well son" his dad replied,"thats my long stretch limo."
next day the little boy was late again and went to the shower with his mummy "mumm, whats that" he asked pointing at her vergina
"well son, thats the garage." she replied
that night he had a nightmare and slept with mummy and daddy.
"move over son, i wanna park my limo in the garage" said daddy
"too late daddy" said the little boy "i already have my mini in there!"
how funny is that?
2006-10-24 08:10:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh and kayally, i am a kid 13years old to be exact
2006-10-24 08:45:29 · update #1
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol thats mad funny were u get that one ?lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol ive never heard dat one i should tell my friends that one lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol i like the end when its says too late daddy said the little boy i already have my mini in there. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
2006-10-24 08:24:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i comprehend a greater suitable one like this lol 'Mummy, whats that down there?' The boy asked one night. 'Thats mummys jungle' she replied. 'Oh nicely that makes sence then does daddys snake stay there?' ok perchance no longer funnier however the factor is thats the single i heard first lol
2016-10-16 08:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, it's really quite sick....I've heard this joke said many different ways, but never with the little boy getting on with the mom...that's just gross.
2006-10-24 08:19:48 · answer #3 · answered by Barbi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha let me catch my breath hahahahaha
that cracked me up
it feels good to laugh
keep them comming
love this section (jokes and riddles)
thanks for the laugh
2006-10-24 08:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when it comes to children,jokes are not so funny especially when sex is the aqired topic,thumbs down for sure!
2006-10-24 08:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but you wanna watch you dont have a notice for that
2006-10-24 08:32:29 · answer #6 · answered by arfa54321 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah thats funny..kinda nasty but funny
2006-10-24 08:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by rAwR♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i usually find jokes dealing with random sex stuff funny..but..oh gross
2006-10-24 08:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not right
2006-10-24 08:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by Big Rudy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious but a little gross!
2006-10-24 09:07:38 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋