All categories - 23 October 2006

2006-10-23 13:10:19 · 6 answers · asked by hoosierpaulette 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-10-23 13:10:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Two bored male blond casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

















Anyone have anymore jokes?
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?

2006-10-23 13:10:14 · 23 answers · asked by ... 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-23 13:10:11 · 37 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I bought the car used (2002 Honda Accord) and it came with the starter (not from dealer- previous owner). I had the battery replaced and that didn't work. I just don't know where to turn next!

2006-10-23 13:10:08 · 4 answers · asked by santina25dm 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-10-23 13:10:06 · 2 answers · asked by ~!*!~Danielle~!*!~ 1 in Environment

I am just curious about peoples' opinions when it comes to an unwed couple with a baby, and what last name to give it? I am 6-months pregnant, and already have a son, with my long-time boyfriend. When I was pregnant with my son, we discussed what his last name would be. I wanted my son to have my last name; my boyfriend wanted to use his. So we hyphenated...which I really don't like, but it's a compromise that let us both win. As I said, I am pregnant again and just thinking about the whole last name thing once more. We will give the baby the same last name as her brother obviously, but I would just like to know what others did in this situation? In my baby names book it said that in the olden days, if the couple were married, the child would have the father's last name (as tradition has carried forward), but if the parents were unwed, the child would have the mother's last name. What do you think should be done?

2006-10-23 13:09:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2006-10-23 13:09:56 · 11 answers · asked by richyrichchick 1 in Primary & Secondary Education

2006-10-23 13:09:53 · 5 answers · asked by Manuel D 1 in Homework Help

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...

On his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!

Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...

and,

The coffin stops!

2006-10-23 13:09:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Halloween

2006-10-23 13:09:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

I would like to know where on the Web I can find a link to the Tempe, AZ Cropwalk. I checked www.CROPWALK.org. I thought I might be able to get an answer quicker this way. Thank you.

2006-10-23 13:09:50 · 1 answers · asked by rubyred 4 in Community Service

the words have been stuck in my head all day but I don't know if their excat.

I wanna get get get you from yo head to the flo and I wanna ha ha down to the down to the flo


so yeah. anyone know it? it's like a rap fe-male girl so yeah

2006-10-23 13:09:46 · 8 answers · asked by Jay Tay 4 in Music

2006-10-23 13:09:43 · 7 answers · asked by Jason 1 in Newborn & Baby

Are they just whistling for the fun of it

or

Are they trying to be sarcastic in a subtle way like they see you as a failure or something

Pls answer this its always bugging me

2006-10-23 13:09:42 · 8 answers · asked by Random_Unkown 2 in Etiquette

2006-10-23 13:09:41 · 2 answers · asked by Labatt113 4 in Other - Society & Culture

WHY DO THEY OVERESTIMATE SO MUCH?

2006-10-23 13:09:38 · 17 answers · asked by Logical Democrat 2 in Politics

Can you guess my birthday? the closest person wins!

2006-10-23 13:09:33 · 15 answers · asked by Kendall :] 2 in Polls & Surveys

Explain your reasons.

2006-10-23 13:09:27 · 2 answers · asked by natysnaughtypassions 1 in Other - Social Science

So.....I'm in 7th grade and I like this 9th grader.....Is it possible for a ninth grader to like a seventh grader??? Just wondering?? He's cute and he's nice most of the time....and I've known him since I was in third grade and he was in fifth grade. After 3rd grade I went to a different school and I didn't talk to him at all until this summer when I was babysitting for my mom's friend....who is also conviniently the kid that I like's neighbor! So I started talking to him while the kids were playing outside. This was in early August. The first few weeks of school he talked to me and was really nice and funny....then he kind of stopped....after one time when he waved to me from across the hall and I just put my head down. I really like him....is it possible for him to like me???

2006-10-23 13:09:20 · 11 answers · asked by bball_rox_lots 1 in Singles & Dating

I don't eat meat because I ADORE animals, but.. I eat fish. People bully me because of that but it's just that.. I eat fish because I need the protein as I have a very fragile system and my doctor said that I can't, cuz I would easily die or something, as I am a thin girl of 14, and still growing. Fellow animal lovers, can u help me???.

2006-10-23 13:09:13 · 15 answers · asked by Golden 2 in Vegetarian & Vegan

2006-10-23 13:09:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2006-10-23 13:09:09 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

the drugs are valium, xanax, vicodin and morphine.
I wont explain why but i have had the worst week of my life and needed some release.
Does anyone with any pharmacological knowledge know how long these drugs will take to clear my system.
The only drug ive used i the last three days is the ativan
Help please

2006-10-23 13:08:48 · 15 answers · asked by uknurse888 2 in Pain & Pain Management

i was in gymnatics.

I eat three cookies fries pretzel and a juicy juice for lunch everyday.

2006-10-23 13:08:48 · 5 answers · asked by IWishIWazAlbertEinstein 2 in Diet & Fitness

then took 2 more tests on friday they were negative, my period was due on saturday and still nothing. So this morning I saw a little bit of blood and thought it was my period, I put a tampon on and took it out a few minutes ago and it had a little bit of brownish blood. See this is weird to me cause I'm usually very heavy and since I saw the little bit of blood this morning haven't seen anymore since. Does anyone know what's going on? Could it be that I'm stressing about it too much? We are TTC.

2006-10-23 13:08:45 · 9 answers · asked by JEJEMMY♥♥ 2 in Pregnancy

How do Americans feel about Guantanamo?Do you believe in the noble mission of American troops in Iraq?I'm asking you as "humans". I saw many of the pics and vids and could hardly believe any human could be that gross...I mean even if it's your "enemy", there'a a minimal amount of humanity that we can all show, stooping to that level was more than just offending.

I'm an Arab, and like many arabs we watch American sitcoms and movies and we enjoy them very much.I watch "Friends" and love many American movies and have them on my PC, but I am feeling a contardition after having seen those Guantanamo pics... I am torn between feelings of admiration for a culture which I like in many aspects (But I love mine too..and a lot) and hatred for what I have seen.

Just tried to explain the feelings of some Arabs, that I claim ro represent.

(a whisper in your ears:"the noblest vengeance is to forgive.")

2006-10-23 13:08:44 · 8 answers · asked by Sea Mist 3 in Royalty

my favorite is follow you home.

2006-10-23 13:08:38 · 16 answers · asked by Garrett R 1 in Music

I want to uninstall command and conquer generals but it wont let me in the middle of the process it will say error

2006-10-23 13:08:25 · 4 answers · asked by andres_honold 1 in Video & Online Games

2006-10-23 13:08:12 · 6 answers · asked by Marina S 1 in Football (American)