A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
On his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
The coffin stops!
2006-10-23 13:09:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Halloween
Nice Joke.
BUMP
BUMP
Thanks for giving me a good laugh.
2006-10-24 22:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by James 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vince Foster's ghost has been telling you what he had to let us know all, and due to this he's ineffective. You forgot to show it became the Queen who ordered the shot on your tale, and if the polls do no longer look sturdy for the Queen on hard artwork day 2008 then the King may be expendable to get a sympathy enhance...
2016-10-16 07:59:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh you joker you!!! Well I had a good laugh...Thank you.
...and Cheers!!! I'm celebrating life!
2006-10-23 13:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by Optimistic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's cute
2006-10-23 13:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by Tis grace. : ] 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good. I needed a little laugh - thank you :)
2006-10-23 13:17:36 · answer #5 · answered by hotmomma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I got this in my mail the other day, and giggled. It's a keeper!
2006-10-23 13:12:32 · answer #6 · answered by Battlerattle06 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u should get a medal for that, for taking the time to type something as retarded as that on the internet why wuld you waste peoples time like that i am now stupider because of that so thank you for makin me lose brain cells
2006-10-23 13:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
that's funny you can be an arthur that was great detail to
2006-10-29 08:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by cuttygurl2009 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so bad, it's funny
2006-10-23 15:30:29 · answer #9 · answered by Char 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. cute. thank for that.
2006-10-23 13:18:17 · answer #10 · answered by Aramis Jack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋