An elderly couple is pulled over for speeding. The cop comes over to the drivers window and says to the old man. "Sir do you realize you were doing 75 in a 55?"
"Oh no sir," says the old man. "I never drive over the speed limit."
Just then his wife says, "Ha! Officer, my husband is a speed demon. I'm surprised you didn't clock him at 90"
Her husband glares at her.
As the officer writes the ticket, he says, "Sir, I've noticed you're not wearing a seatbelt. I'm going to have to write you up for that too."
The old man says, "But sir, I had it on, but as you were walking toward the car I took it off to get my wallet out."
"Officer," says his wife "he's a liar. He NEVER wears it, and I'm always telling him that he should."
The old man can't take it anymore. He turns to his wife and shouts, "My God, woman! What the hell's wrong with you?"
The cop leans in and asks the woman, "Ma'am, is your husband always this abusive?"
"Oh, no, sir," she says. "Only when he's been drinking."
2006-10-21
20:02:08
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