An elderly couple is pulled over for speeding. The cop comes over to the drivers window and says to the old man. "Sir do you realize you were doing 75 in a 55?"
"Oh no sir," says the old man. "I never drive over the speed limit."
Just then his wife says, "Ha! Officer, my husband is a speed demon. I'm surprised you didn't clock him at 90"
Her husband glares at her.
As the officer writes the ticket, he says, "Sir, I've noticed you're not wearing a seatbelt. I'm going to have to write you up for that too."
The old man says, "But sir, I had it on, but as you were walking toward the car I took it off to get my wallet out."
"Officer," says his wife "he's a liar. He NEVER wears it, and I'm always telling him that he should."
The old man can't take it anymore. He turns to his wife and shouts, "My God, woman! What the hell's wrong with you?"
The cop leans in and asks the woman, "Ma'am, is your husband always this abusive?"
"Oh, no, sir," she says. "Only when he's been drinking."
2006-10-21 20:02:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A classic joke LOL
2006-10-21 20:04:09 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>> read several times>>>but, still funny, bought a smile
2006-10-21 20:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMBO That is great. Thanks for the laugh!
Here is one for you...
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well... are you religious?"
He said yes. I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ?
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist"
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God!"
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. (Emo Philips)
2006-10-21 20:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. Terious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o lol i get it
2006-10-21 20:13:59 · answer #4 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋