Conversation btwn Sacred Peter and God
Peter -I would like to talk with you about the NERVE-ENDINGS ON ur new invention "WOMAN"
God - Ask
Peter - How many nerve-endings should we put in her hands?
God- How many have you put in Adam's hands?
Peter- About 200, my Lord!
God- Well, do the same for the woman.
Peter- And how many nerve-endings should we put in her genitals?
God- And how many have you set in Adam?
Peter- 420.
God- I see, do the same for the woman.
OK, My Lord, - Sacred Peter answers.
Wait, wait, - suddenly God says. - You know, put 10,000 nerve-endings for the woman. Let she cry out my name many times during the sex.
2006-10-20
19:31:51
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