Conversation btwn Sacred Peter and God
Peter -I would like to talk with you about the NERVE-ENDINGS ON ur new invention "WOMAN"
God - Ask
Peter - How many nerve-endings should we put in her hands?
God- How many have you put in Adam's hands?
Peter- About 200, my Lord!
God- Well, do the same for the woman.
Peter- And how many nerve-endings should we put in her genitals?
God- And how many have you set in Adam?
Peter- 420.
God- I see, do the same for the woman.
OK, My Lord, - Sacred Peter answers.
Wait, wait, - suddenly God says. - You know, put 10,000 nerve-endings for the woman. Let she cry out my name many times during the sex.
2006-10-20 19:31:51 · 6 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay where did you get this one at? hummm....lol for shame on you Pd you naughty boy! hehe I am heading for gmail be there a little while.
2006-10-20 19:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive cried out omg so may times during sex that my fiance jokes and says"yes my child".
2006-10-21 02:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by thinkofmealwayslver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now i understood why they call god and not the doer
2006-10-21 03:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-21 02:53:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
?\*@1!!
2006-10-21 02:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by Alex Genius 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmm........
2006-10-21 02:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by AlexGenius 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋