All categories - 19 October 2006

I would think weddings and babies not always in that order.
A midwife asked if it was OK to send photos of a woman giving birth to the chemist. He said "Birth is fine, it is conception we have a problem with"

2006-10-19 03:26:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography

it doesn't hurt to take a good hard look at yourself sometimes and this should help get you started.
during a visit to a mental asylum a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which helped decide whether or not a person should be institutionilized."well" said the director "we offer the patient a teaspoon,a teacup or a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bath", "oh i see" said the visitor "a normal person would choose the bucket as its bigger than the cup or spoon", "no" said the director"a normal person would pull the plug,do u want a bed near the window?"

did you pass?or do you want a bed next to mine?

2006-10-19 03:26:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i have pain in my lower back that get worse on days that i have overeerted or when i get sick, it gets excruciating, otherwise it is mostly bothersome i can fel something in bewteen my vertebrae although it isn't real prominent, is this a bulging disk?

2006-10-19 03:26:29 · 9 answers · asked by Honey pot 3 in Injuries

I have three cats. My 12 year old orange male tabby adopted the kitten right away. He washes her and plays with her but my 11 year old male-grey tabby does'nt like her at all! I have to keep them seperated, I've tried everything. I hold the kitten near him, he smells her and suddenly, he bites her!! I've tried a water bottle but nothing works!! It's been three months now. All he wants to do is bite her!! Any suggestions and will he come around when she's bigger because for now I don't want to leave them alone because he hurts her!!

2006-10-19 03:26:23 · 10 answers · asked by CTU 7 in Cats

pancakes,sausage & hash browns..mmmm..you?..thanks!

2006-10-19 03:26:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When I do a adware , stop sign or any other free scan tool it will clean it up and the PC usage drops down to nothing and I can do anything I want for a couple of hours. Then it's right back to 100 % PC usage and the same scans reveal the same items. What can I get or do to have this all go away. I really can't do anything on my computer when this mess is going on. Also, I leave my computer on and OFFLINE it still does the same thing. Help me please.

2006-10-19 03:26:05 · 7 answers · asked by ttk3b 1 in Security

im not talking about me

2006-10-19 03:26:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-10-19 03:26:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

and they said that unless you had sex with an animal (i.e. not human) of your choice, they would kill you. Assuming that you don't want to die, what animal would you choose?

2006-10-19 03:25:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Am getting a chiweenie in november, and was hoping to know a little about them before a get it:)

pliz answer!

2006-10-19 03:25:52 · 6 answers · asked by miriam_norway 1 in Dogs

2006-10-19 03:25:48 · 5 answers · asked by stevie869 2 in Diet & Fitness

2006-10-19 03:25:47 · 12 answers · asked by Star 4 in Politics

how do one knows his or her future patner.

2006-10-19 03:25:44 · 3 answers · asked by easy d 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-19 03:25:38 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

no hot tools or conair stuff

2006-10-19 03:25:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

Does anyone have a chili recipe that will "stand out"? Possibly using a combination of meats. It can be beanlesss. Could be hot but not necessary. Some friends are hosting a Chili Cookoff this weekend and I want to WOW them.

2006-10-19 03:25:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

2006-10-19 03:25:31 · 11 answers · asked by wontletmebest 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

I had filed divorce and there'll be a final meeting coming on November. I found a letter saying that he keeps sending money to her girlfriend in Europe. Would it be evidence for me to keep asking more money from him?

2006-10-19 03:25:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I have very low self-esteem. nothing seems to work out right. everyone treats me like **** no matter how much i go out of their way... i hate living this way... i hate having recurring thoughts of death and suicide... i hate feeling this... got any ideas about how i can make this go away?

and trust me ... just thinking about my positive points doesnt help... as far as im concerned, i dont have any!! not even one! when people complement me, i think they're lying or being sarcastic or just making fun of me ... i feel that no one loves me ... everyone looks down on me ... i know i have a certain amount of potential in life, but my mind is keeping me from doing those things ... i am depressed and i don't see an end to this ...

i'm desperate for help. psychiatrists don't really help... they just rake money and i cant afford to have anyone rake $$ off me ...

2006-10-19 03:25:25 · 25 answers · asked by satin_rust 2 in Mental Health

2006-10-19 03:25:22 · 13 answers · asked by Meg ♥ 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-10-19 03:25:20 · 8 answers · asked by a_poor_misguided_soul 5 in Television

bad it hurts, be honest! thx in advance!

2006-10-19 03:25:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2006-10-19 03:25:09 · 16 answers · asked by Rachel_me 2 in Other - Skin & Body

2006-10-19 03:24:55 · 13 answers · asked by Scott T 2 in Personal Finance

on purpose so guys will notice, or inadvertently, and the looks from the guys embarrass you?

2006-10-19 03:24:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Mohamud always lived on other peoples resources.First he lived as parasite on his rich ,old wife,s money.After he decided to be prophet from his Allah,he married 13 wives and 5-concubines,Each his wife lived in separate house .Mohamud allocated 1/5 of Booty for his livelihood.Even today,s Saints,Gurus and Mullah also live at the money of those creatures who follow them.No respectable person like to live like a King on the money of the masses.

2006-10-19 03:24:53 · 11 answers · asked by nostalgia786 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-19 03:24:53 · 11 answers · asked by anusha 2 in Programming & Design

I am girl am 12 and in 7 grade i try do well in school most of time i do but 7 grade harder and friday i get interums from school and in 2 class i did not do much of my homework so i getting 2 Ds. My parents very upset and i got a sore spanking and that made me cry and i got xtra chores i must do with allowanc taken way. I promised get my grades up but they say i need supervishin to make sure i do so they check all my work til my grades back up 2 Bs or better. How i make them trust me again?

2006-10-19 03:24:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

birds and the bees.....
were you alarmed ??????

2006-10-19 03:24:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

did robert fripp play guitar on the album "low" by david bowie?

2006-10-19 03:24:49 · 3 answers · asked by barak david p 1 in Music