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it doesn't hurt to take a good hard look at yourself sometimes and this should help get you started.
during a visit to a mental asylum a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which helped decide whether or not a person should be institutionilized."well" said the director "we offer the patient a teaspoon,a teacup or a bucket and ask him or her to empty the bath", "oh i see" said the visitor "a normal person would choose the bucket as its bigger than the cup or spoon", "no" said the director"a normal person would pull the plug,do u want a bed near the window?"

did you pass?or do you want a bed next to mine?

2006-10-19 03:26:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

I failed the test. I have to be honest........
LMAO!
And that was funny hun!
Thanks for the smile on my face.

2006-10-19 03:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by Stacy M 4 · 0 0

Lol Yeah it's easy to say that you passed after you heard the punch line...I want to know how many of the people who claimed they passed are lying lol...

Personally, I will take the bed right next to yours honey...people who claim to be "normal" scare me more than the ones who can admit they are "nuts."...I'd rather hang with the nuts :)See you there...Oh yeah...."PILLOW FIGHT!!!"

2006-10-19 03:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by Luv_bunny 2 · 0 0

sign me in. I want the bed near the window.

2006-10-19 03:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by Baby # 1 - April 09 3 · 0 0

LOL!!!
thanks, the hospital is going to have to get a new wing added to make room for all the special people on Y!A today!!!!
♥♥

2006-10-19 03:29:35 · answer #4 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 0 0

Move over

2006-10-19 03:28:36 · answer #5 · answered by Cool Dude 3 · 1 0

I passed very good

2006-10-19 03:30:10 · answer #6 · answered by Ben 3 · 0 0

Heard it before. Was good the first time.

2006-10-19 03:28:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha. Laughed harder with animalmother's and rachelrag's answers!

2006-10-19 03:39:18 · answer #8 · answered by virtuoso_pianist 3 · 0 0

I'll take a bed next to yours, hee hee.

2006-10-19 03:35:15 · answer #9 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0 0

I would unplug the bathtub, so I guess I passed. Enjoy your stay!

2006-10-19 03:28:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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