1. "What are you thinking?
Right answer: "I'm sorry if I've been quiet, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you.
Wrong answer: "If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking instead of thinking."
2. "Do you love me?"
Right answer: "Yes." or "Yes, dear."
Wrong answer: "I suppose so." or "Would it make you feel better if I said yes?"
3. "Do I look fat?"
Right answer: "No, of course not." (After saying, quickly leave the room.)
Wrong answer: "Compared to what?" or "I've seen fatter."
4. "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
Right answer: "No, you are much prettier."
Wrong answer: "Not prettier, just prettier in a different way." or "Yes, but I bet you have a better personality."
5. "What would you do if I died?"
Right answer: "I would be extremely upset. And, no I wouldn't remarry."
Wrong answer: Anything else.
2006-10-19
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