1. "What are you thinking?
Right answer: "I'm sorry if I've been quiet, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you.
Wrong answer: "If I wanted you to know, I'd be talking instead of thinking."
2. "Do you love me?"
Right answer: "Yes." or "Yes, dear."
Wrong answer: "I suppose so." or "Would it make you feel better if I said yes?"
3. "Do I look fat?"
Right answer: "No, of course not." (After saying, quickly leave the room.)
Wrong answer: "Compared to what?" or "I've seen fatter."
4. "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
Right answer: "No, you are much prettier."
Wrong answer: "Not prettier, just prettier in a different way." or "Yes, but I bet you have a better personality."
5. "What would you do if I died?"
Right answer: "I would be extremely upset. And, no I wouldn't remarry."
Wrong answer: Anything else.
2006-10-19 05:48:19 · 23 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. "Where are we?"
- right answer: "We're wonderfully in love, sweetie."
- wrong answer: "I believe we're in New York. Why do you ask?"
2. "Are you the marrying kind?"
- right answer: "Yes I am"
- wrong answer: "Are YOU the marrying kind?" (reverse psychology does not apply)
3. "Do you want to have kids eventually?"
- right answer "Eventually."
- wrong answer "Uh oh, I hear somebody's clock ticking"
4. "Does your mom like me?"
- right answer: "She adores you"
- wrong answer: "Ummm... " (one should NEVER answer any family-related question with "Ummm")
5. "Do you think I should go on a diet?"
- right answer: "No baby, you're perfect."
- wrong answer: "Let's diet together!"
2006-10-19 05:58:02 · answer #1 · answered by girliegirl 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
2006-10-19 06:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a million. All females are overweight by technique of definition; do not trust them about it. females continually have 5 pounds to lose, yet do not convey this up until eventually they honestly have 5 pounds to achieve. pretend. in spite of the actual incontrovertible truth that i you would possibly want to be toned, i comprehend i do not opt to lose any weight. 2. even if it isn't Valentine's Day and also you spot a guy in a flower shop, you are able to likely initiate a communique by technique of asking, "What did you do?" pretend. i might want to imagine it somewhat is sweet that he's paying for someone flora, and that i'd also be a touch jealous. 3. in difficulty-free words females comprehend the reason of "shopper towels." pretend. see you later because the towel is sparkling, i am going to dry off with it. 4. females want equivalent rights, yet they hardly ever want the popular jobs that praise those rights. All females search for equality with adult males until eventually it includes sharing the closet, eliminating the trash, and picking up the verify. pretend. do not you tell me that i do not want the popular jobs that flow alongside with equivalent rights. anybody replaced into created both, and that i have no issues doing something that you named in this question. Insulting. 5. If a guy ticks off a woman, she will be ready to frequently reply by technique of having a fuzzy lavatory conceal that warms their rear, yet makes it no longer conceivable for the lid to stay wakeful, for this reason it continually receives peed on by technique of adult males (which receives him in extra difficulty). pretend. I hate fuzzy lavatory seats.
2016-12-05 00:16:18 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aww this is sweet since Im 4 in a half months pregnant im always asking my husband am I fat..lol just to hear what he'll say but he's so charming he has great answers..lol
2006-10-19 05:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by Giggagirl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha being u a lady the points above shall be correct, personaly i felt many of them are true, he he nice job keep it up
2006-10-19 06:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 points.
2006-10-19 05:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One but I missed the joke
2006-10-19 05:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You think WAAYYY too much. Must not be a good relationship or you two really need to get away and rebond.
2006-10-19 05:51:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I think you are right, but what do I know
2006-10-19 05:50:12 · answer #9 · answered by justmejimw 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So now what are we supposed to do when you answered your
own question. THIS QUESTION IS MOOT!
2006-10-19 05:51:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋