All categories - 19 October 2006

A woman is just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rings. Her husband, heading to the shower himself, asks her to see who's at the door, so she wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands her next-door neighbor, Rob. Before she can say a word, Rob says, "I'll give you $500 to drop that towel you have on."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel. He looks for a few seconds, hands her $500, and leaves with a big smile on his face.



Excited about her earnings, the woman puts the towel back on and runs upstairs. Her husband yells out from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Rob from next door," she replies.

"Great," the husband says. "Did he say anything about the $500 dollars he owes me?"

2006-10-19 22:04:19 · 10 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-19 22:04:16 · 14 answers · asked by j1hobbs 1 in Diet & Fitness

what is it!
what is its major differences with danger theory
P.S not pattern recognition receptor

2006-10-19 22:03:45 · 2 answers · asked by ken 2 in Biology

I want purchase one of Anti virus product from Trend micro PC Cillin but Ther are 2 options for me to choose. I use Laptop and Which one is the best suit for me? and I just want to know what is the diffirent between the internet security and Antivirus?

2006-10-19 22:03:44 · 1 answers · asked by Jaruphat P 1 in Security

2006-10-19 22:03:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Also how do I manage an existing website that I have

2006-10-19 22:03:18 · 5 answers · asked by Gym Girl 2 in Internet

2006-10-19 22:03:17 · 20 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Other - Entertainment

I found a company on the internet, but when I ordered it they tell me that they are all out.

2006-10-19 22:03:15 · 1 answers · asked by sugarpacketchad 5 in Music

2006-10-19 22:03:07 · 17 answers · asked by alanfgau 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-10-19 22:02:59 · 5 answers · asked by ANKIT 1 in Internet

the heating costantly blows cold air even when on full the air conditioning works perfictly

2006-10-19 22:02:56 · 4 answers · asked by jayjen82 1 in Ford

When I make some sudden loud noises towards the terrapin, it does not even look up, which means it does not show response.

2006-10-19 22:02:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

2006-10-19 22:02:36 · 31 answers · asked by kebab killer 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

I have Warrick Dunn and Braylon Edwards. I'm looking at trading them to two possible teams. Do I go for Tom Jones and Terry Glenn or Ahman Green and Darrell Jackson.

We start 2 RB's and 3 WR's. I have LJ, Gore, Jones-Drew and Turner for RB. I have Boldin, Gates, Colston, Welker, and Bennett for WR's. Should I even try to make a trade or do I sit put? I'm 3-3 in a league that doesn't have playoffs but goes for overall record and rewards the big prize money for points scored.

2006-10-19 22:02:19 · 4 answers · asked by mntennis_stud 2 in Fantasy Sports

How Do you Feel Jesus Feel about this?

What Would Jesus Do?

2006-10-19 22:02:11 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4 in Religion & Spirituality

heyo. i've got an 80s theme party to go to tomorrow night and have no idea what I'm meant to wear. any suggestions for guys clothing would be greatly appreciated.

2006-10-19 22:02:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2006-10-19 22:02:04 · 11 answers · asked by Josh D 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

what can i tell him that will take his breath away?? he is abit of an insecure person. he is afraid of rejection and at times pushes me away. what can i do for him???

he is abit shy too and so am i.

just tell what i can say to make him feel special and that he will know that i am soooo crazy about him.

thanks.

2006-10-19 22:02:03 · 9 answers · asked by melissa renston 1 in Singles & Dating

Planning to get a tattoo on my hand (opposite my palm) or on my arm (bicep area). Any websites or designs that you'll can recommend, I prefer something small, masculine and even words only is fine. I'm dark skin. Really hope to get some positive responds....thanks guys/gals!

2006-10-19 22:01:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tattoos

ERp means its one one line soloution for entire business

2006-10-19 22:01:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Corporations

2006-10-19 22:01:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

2006-10-19 22:01:32 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

In the same vain as tobacco manufactures who have endagered our health by false advertising and decades of lies about the consequences of smoking tobacco, should food companies be held responsible for the problems we have with our teeth.

2006-10-19 22:01:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

2006-10-19 22:00:52 · 6 answers · asked by Minder Bob 1 in Fish

The Earth's mantle consists of two layers. I want to know the composition of each layer. Or rather, the distinguishing compositions of each layer.
Please, can you help me?

2006-10-19 22:00:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

My husband is in Iraq for a year. He has been gone for two months. Lately when we are on the phone he tells me that he is paranoid that i might leave him. I have reassured him SEVERAL times that I would never do that, but nothing is ever resolved. I understand that he is under alot of stress, but I can only take so much. Our relationship before this was perfect. Now I see it falling before my eyes just because of what he sees other people going thru. I cant stand it!!! I am trying to be as understanding as possible and yes I have told him exactly how I feel. But when I do, he accuses me of not being supportive. I have enough stress as it is by myself, and I have responsiblities of my own. Any advice?

2006-10-19 22:00:18 · 20 answers · asked by Indian beauty 2 in Mental Health

2006-10-19 22:00:16 · 21 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-19 22:00:16 · 22 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

I find it very hard to understand the 7th Century Language of the Koran. So I have made an attempt to translate it into English that I can comprehend. I hope you don't mind. Have I made the translation into English in the spirit of the original?

2006-10-19 22:00:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-19 22:00:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government