In a cafe, Steven Spielberg was having coffee when he was apporched by a Chinese man,
C.Man: wow, I'M A HUGE FAN can i please have your autograph.. SP get up slaps him across the face and sits back down.
CM: what was that for,
SP: U blew up Pearl Habour, u killed our men!
"that was the japenese" im chinese!!" screemed the chinese man,
SP: Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese - all the same to me.
After a short pause, the chineese man, slaps Steven!
Shock as he was, shouted WHAT WAS THAT FOR.
CM replied U sank the Titanic, my fore father were in it. oh.. im miss them dearly.
"!that was an iceberg"!!! replied Steven!!
CM: Spielberg, iceberg, Humberg all the same to me
Do have a better joke?!
2006-10-19
22:07:11
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