In a cafe, Steven Spielberg was having coffee when he was apporched by a Chinese man,
C.Man: wow, I'M A HUGE FAN can i please have your autograph.. SP get up slaps him across the face and sits back down.
CM: what was that for,
SP: U blew up Pearl Habour, u killed our men!
"that was the japenese" im chinese!!" screemed the chinese man,
SP: Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese - all the same to me.
After a short pause, the chineese man, slaps Steven!
Shock as he was, shouted WHAT WAS THAT FOR.
CM replied U sank the Titanic, my fore father were in it. oh.. im miss them dearly.
"!that was an iceberg"!!! replied Steven!!
CM: Spielberg, iceberg, Humberg all the same to me
Do have a better joke?!
2006-10-19 22:07:11 · 26 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it!
chuckle chuckle lol!
2006-10-19 22:09:05 · answer #1 · answered by caroline17nov 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do, well this is a true story.
Someone won the Darwin award for dying in a stupid way, so
they put a few helium balloons on their back,
and thought 'wouldn't it be nice to float while drinking beer?'
ths person died after reaching a mile into the air and being frozen!
2006-10-19 22:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by crazydawg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats quite funny !
2006-10-19 22:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by fiona g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the hedghog cross the road
Answer to see his flat mate
2006-10-19 22:12:27 · answer #4 · answered by liam k 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, nice joke
2006-10-19 22:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by L6 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny I forgot to laugh
2006-10-19 22:09:16 · answer #6 · answered by John Scary 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like your style.
2006-10-23 13:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes.
The teddy bears return from their picnic.
baby bear- "someones been eating my porrige!"
Mummy bear- "Someones been eating my porrige!"
Daddy bear- "Fuc$ that someones nicked the DVD player!!"
Not great but better!
2006-10-19 22:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by Robakai 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not a best joke but a good joke.
2006-10-19 22:17:58 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Any joke would be better than that!
2006-10-19 22:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by saintee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol no u made it for me! good job well done!
2006-10-19 22:09:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋