All categories - 18 October 2006

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago. "Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times."
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My n * pples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago. "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal"

2006-10-18 23:10:40 · 13 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-18 23:10:24 · 4 answers · asked by micky 1 in Other - Computers

2006-10-18 23:10:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2006-10-18 23:09:49 · 3 answers · asked by PHOEBE 3 in Television

2006-10-18 23:09:45 · 6 answers · asked by zanzabarr 2 in Law & Ethics

2006-10-18 23:09:44 · 16 answers · asked by ms sensible 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-10-18 23:09:39 · 1 answers · asked by shawn y 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

is it hard being a teen perant?how do you cope i cant stand having a little brother and sister let alone having one my self..

2006-10-18 23:09:22 · 38 answers · asked by xx knickers xx 2 in Adolescent

iam confused of processors i dont know which one to buy say me whether PENTIUM D or CORE 2 DUO,will PENTIUM D (3.4 ghz) will be faster than CORE 2 DUO(1.86)

2006-10-18 23:09:17 · 8 answers · asked by aswath 1 in Desktops

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his p * nis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home.
His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my p * nis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what
happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

2006-10-18 23:09:06 · 10 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

If I have unpaid parking tickets and minor traffic tickets that have already turned into warrants and I go to the courthouse to try to make a payment plan, can I be arrested? These tickets are all over one year old and I have never went to court for them.

I have two fines for driving without a liscence. one for parking in a handicap spot. and one for having a head lamp out. The rest are parking tickets, about $500-$550 worth.

2006-10-18 23:08:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

We ( women ) have waist & two leggs , so they have also ....I am asking why not?????

2006-10-18 23:08:51 · 9 answers · asked by hanar_k 1 in Fashion & Accessories

Im MADLY DEEPLY in LOVE.I started this relationship half-heartedly and meesed around but me girl got herself organised for me after a few mounths got a job and things started to change.I started to have the bst relationship every we lost our innocence to each ather..9 mounths down the line the one mistake i made appeard and my girl break up with me.........No she is hear but we still meet hold each ather cry kiss fight then she leaves....Question...Do i let her go and find sameone else and stop hearing both of us cause she will never trust me again...Or do i fight for her with all my heart..,
Problems:-She is indian im coloured
I did samthing like this to her befor,we were high school sweet hearts ..i didnt know better
She not allowed to have a boyfriend thats not her race,do i carry on hiding or cut my lossers
She hasnt been with alot of guys,sould i let her go be for i ask her back,cause i wanna marry her
This is my life please help
thank you

2006-10-18 23:08:46 · 10 answers · asked by heath 1 in Singles & Dating

If i told my school friends that soon our school would burn down and we'd all get chocolates when it happen and someone wanted chocolates so they burn't down our school, would that make me a prophet?

2006-10-18 23:08:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I want to follow ALL of the Lords commands so that I will be as pure as anyone else.And since the Old Testament was the first of God's laws I want to follow them and give reverence to them the same as the new laws and commands of the New Testament.

But I need help knowing how to do it so that I follow them exactly as written.

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

2006-10-18 23:08:34 · 8 answers · asked by EasterBunny 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Has anyone read any of her books?

If you have what are they like?

I have been bought one as a present as my friend knows I like reading but I have never read any of hers before!

2006-10-18 23:08:29 · 10 answers · asked by Aitch 3 in Books & Authors

2006-10-18 23:07:59 · 15 answers · asked by zanzabarr 2 in Other - Social Science

should i meet a guy who i talk at messenger?he lives 20 minutes far away from my home.am 22 and he is 23 . i saw pics of him hee put me camera too.. he says he likes my character he is good boy too.he is not a guy who goes at clubs and flirt.he works and study. i talk with him 6 months but i didnt met him besides he tells me every weekend to go at cinema!!. i love him but i dont think that is very nice to get to know him..i think am gonna meet him at christmas lol as a christmas gift loll!!!

2006-10-18 23:07:54 · 16 answers · asked by Lady Santa 5 in Singles & Dating

Most of the questions posted here about political topics world wide. Arent they concerned about their own country ?

2006-10-18 23:07:49 · 3 answers · asked by Jaikumar 2 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-10-18 23:07:32 · 14 answers · asked by zanzabarr 2 in Other - Health

that exist in addition to ours?

2006-10-18 23:07:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-18 23:07:25 · 30 answers · asked by excel 2 in Tattoos

2006-10-18 23:07:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-10-18 23:07:19 · 17 answers · asked by bluenose 4 in Philosophy

A businessman boards a flight and is seated next to a gorgeous woman. He notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book. It says that American Indians have the longest pen * ses and Greek men are the best in bed. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours? "Tonto Papadopoulos,
nice to meet you."

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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

2006-10-18 23:07:16 · 13 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i come off the depo injection in may after getting it 3/4 times. i did a preg test on sunday just gone and it come back pos what are the chances its wrong or is it quite clear that i am infact pregnant? i dont mind if i am. its quit exciting. just waiting to hear back from my doctor now for the results of his test he did.

2006-10-18 23:07:07 · 12 answers · asked by bobby 1 in Pregnancy

My 5 1/2 old kitten never covers up her faeces. I clean her litter tray every day or two so it's always clean. Any suggestions on how to get her to start covering it up?

2006-10-18 23:06:54 · 7 answers · asked by Elena 5 in Cats

2006-10-18 23:06:29 · 16 answers · asked by eziaku o 1 in Weddings

related to memory and thinking

2006-10-18 23:06:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

i am useing broad band connection , its conneting 8 computers, how i found ip addres of my compter

2006-10-18 23:05:55 · 7 answers · asked by SAJISH K 1 in Internet