A businessman boards a flight and is seated next to a gorgeous woman. He notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book. It says that American Indians have the longest pen * ses and Greek men are the best in bed. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours? "Tonto Papadopoulos,
nice to meet you."
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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
2006-10-18 23:07:16 · 13 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
U didnt answer me zazzy, Do u have a dental appointment too?
LOL ur jokes are really nice and original, Pardon the PUN, I Like to pull your leg,
after you finish with the book Lemme borrow it,
signed
Tonto Popadopopoulos
2006-10-18 23:13:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one better!! laughing my heads off...fancy him introducing as a greek guy!! which airline again?!hahahahaaaaaaaa
2006-10-19 11:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by Belle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second 1 is better but both are hilarious
2006-10-19 06:09:21 · answer #3 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dentist appt! that's soo wrong...lol 9 / 10
2006-10-19 16:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>the second one is beautiful>>>>could not resist the laugh>>>>>keep it up>>>>LOL
2006-10-19 07:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like my old man
2006-10-20 10:41:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 great jokes.
2006-10-19 06:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheeh.. didnt get the first one tho..
liked the second one...
2006-10-19 06:09:56 · answer #8 · answered by Condie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great jokes ur good really-keep them coming!
2006-10-19 08:17:21 · answer #9 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhh I'm laughing so hard my side hurts.
2006-10-19 06:18:06 · answer #10 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋