Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his p * nis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home.
His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my p * nis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what
happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."
2006-10-18 23:09:06 · 10 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great one, zazzy>>>you are unstoppable to day>>.good jokes from you and good laughs for us>>>>hehehehehe
2006-10-19 00:28:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe
2016-03-28 01:19:18 · answer #2 · answered by April 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before, but, it's still just as funny today.
2006-10-18 23:54:27 · answer #3 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha keep em coming
2006-10-18 23:13:08 · answer #4 · answered by MicroNap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give me a needle and thread i am in stitches
2006-10-19 00:13:01 · answer #5 · answered by JBOY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-20 03:39:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeew
2006-10-18 23:31:52 · answer #7 · answered by Blouberger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats quality sh*t right there
2006-10-18 23:11:09 · answer #8 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome keep em coming!!!!!!!!
2006-10-19 01:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard love now love it :) :) :) thanks
2006-10-19 00:45:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋