A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together. "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago. "Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times."
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My n * pples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago. "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal"
2006-10-18 23:10:40 · 13 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you just dont stop do you?
2006-10-18 23:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-10-18 23:14:38 · answer #2 · answered by MicroNap 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic! rofl! 10/10
2006-10-19 09:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe>>>heard several times, still funny>>>>>lol
2006-10-19 00:21:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best
2006-10-19 00:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by JBOY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good granny joke!
2006-10-19 01:12:59 · answer #6 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn.this one really good.
2006-10-19 04:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its time for fun
2006-10-18 23:16:17 · answer #8 · answered by Sherlock H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-18 23:12:43 · answer #9 · answered by Bear Naked 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahhahhhahhahahahahahahaha
2006-10-18 23:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋