All categories - 2 October 2006

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.

She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."

Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

2006-10-02 06:54:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hi, I'm going to Medieval times in a few days. I'm staying at Entry Point blvd, anybody knows how to get to Medieval times from 2945 Entry Point Blvd? also, does anybody know how is the show Medieval times? Is it a good show?

2006-10-02 06:54:41 · 8 answers · asked by Ann 2 in Orlando

2006-10-02 06:54:39 · 4 answers · asked by AFwife 4 in Video & Online Games

My mom has been having problems with my 16 year old sister since she was prolly 12. She has stolen everyones car to go joyriding (to which the police officers responded, in front of her) we cant do anything, she has to do something MAJOR for her to get locked up. She doesnt go to school, she smokes pot (and who knows what else) shes even being investigated for a drive by shooting. There has to be someone out there who knows TEXAS law, and can let me know what my mom can do about locking her up, and not having her kill some one or be killed herself. All the cops tell my mom to let her do whatever she wants and when shes 17 she'll get locked up. Im tired of my mom going thru this, and something has to be done before my mom dies of a heart attack!

2006-10-02 06:54:29 · 13 answers · asked by Elaine 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

I got some injury to my throat, it's painful.. it's not from being sick or getting a cold. more like ..maybe a scratch from some food i ate. I can't read out loud or talk much because it hurts more..and i have to let it heal. So what can i do? i'llbe wasting alot of time...:(

2006-10-02 06:54:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

at then end of the cycle the sink next to the washer is filled with water. How do I make the water go down?

2006-10-02 06:54:23 · 9 answers · asked by iris 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

2006-10-02 06:54:15 · 3 answers · asked by franlubbe 1 in Diet & Fitness

Last february i went to a shelter and looked around for a dog and i found this little chihuahua. I named her daisy and she was scared at first which i knew was normal but ever since then she doesnt want to be held by or touched by anyone but me. The shelter said that she was 4 or 5 years old and that they found her walking on the streets and that she might have been mistreated. I live with my parents and both of them thought that if they spent time with her then maybe she would be better but she always hides and barks at them. I'm leaving for college in the fall and my mom said that i'm probably gonna have to get rid of her since she doesn't like anyone. I would feel really bad if i had to give her away after all she has been through. Please let me know if there is anything i can do to change this behavior

2006-10-02 06:54:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I have a family member who is hypercritical of my every step (I don't cook right, clean right, my job sucks, I spend too much money on clothes, I'm selfish, I drive badly, I'm noisy, what became of me, I'm no good.,)

I spend time with this person only because this person is older (not feeble) & I feel guilty.

I recently (after being prescribed antidepressants/anti anxiety & advice of my MD) started only writing brief letters to this person. No private contact, only in stores, lunch etc in public. No phones, etc.

It feels SOOOOOOO much better & I just noticed this past week my migraines have disappeared!
Also my MD says my anxiety is much better & he will taper down the dose.


So, I think I've answered my own question, but, does this mean I've made the right decision to not see this person?

It's kind of weird, when I (due to family obligation) have to spend time in this person's house, I just leave little notes around, no speaking. It seems to work. Is this wrong

2006-10-02 06:54:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I had to employ a fleet of window cleaners to remove the chicken pies I made them.

2006-10-02 06:54:11 · 14 answers · asked by Ms. Roxie 2 in Other - Home & Garden

okay...i withdrew form college my first semester to take care of my grandmother who was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer...i am trying to get back in but i have some general questions...i orignally wanted to get into neo-natal surgery and stidy at harvard...now after the reflection that my stint as perpetuated i am leaning more towards paleo-anthropology...i still want to be educated at the best university but a degree isn't very important to me...plus whan i withdrew it was a withrawl/fail because it was so late in the semester....so my gpa is like .15....(yep i almost cried)...but any suggestions...anyone know of a good school that isn't so discrimanating as Harvard?

2006-10-02 06:54:10 · 2 answers · asked by apost 3 in Higher Education (University +)

My girlfriend is more insecure and overprotective now knowing that we are going into our 9th month of our relationship. It's like I can't do what I want to do. She wants to be around me 24/7..She always want to be up under me; reason being is because she thinks I might be seeing another girl. Here's my question to you all. Could lnsecureness and overprotectiveness be a display of how she is deeply in love with me?...I know it's a complex or rather vague question but please help me out.

2006-10-02 06:54:06 · 9 answers · asked by Just_Asking 2 in Singles & Dating

What Zionist Regime is doing to the Palestinians are horrible. Unfortunately because of bias reporting story from Palestinians perspective is never shown. It's always the oppressors-Israelis who are shown as victims in CNN.

Now you can watch it on YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdEjGrbcPQ

What do you think?

2006-10-02 06:54:06 · 12 answers · asked by ATK 3 in Religion & Spirituality

IOt's prinitng infinite gibbersih even while the computer is off......It never stops.....oooooahahahahahahah!

2006-10-02 06:54:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

say a question is not "racist" and if you truly knew that it wasn't why do you always have to preface it with that statement? Are you afraid to stand behind your comment? Does that weaken your point of view? I think that some questions on here that have to do with race are brilliantly stated, however some are either just plain stupid venting or over generalized comments about an entire race. For the people who make these comments, Why? Serious answers only this questions is meant for honest straight forward answers rude of harassing comments are not welcomed!!!!!!!

2006-10-02 06:53:59 · 18 answers · asked by PYT 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am in a wedding on saturday, and i need to do my own makeup. My dress is brown. My hair is brown, and my eyes are green, and I would say I have fair skin (golden undertones). Can anyone recommend some good colors for lips/cheeks/eyes?? Nothing too bold as I don't usually wear makeup, but I do want to look nice. Thanks!

2006-10-02 06:53:57 · 31 answers · asked by Becca 5 in Makeup

2006-10-02 06:53:57 · 3 answers · asked by marty b 1 in Television

2006-10-02 06:53:56 · 11 answers · asked by renea k 1 in Celebrities

We've talked about it and he wants to have one onday but not now. Is he going to oneday say, "I'm ready, lets start trying" or do guys not think like that? I don't want to keep bugging him but how often should I bring it up? As much as I want one, I don't want to surprise him oneday and tell him that I'm pregnant when he's not ready, which I know happens a lot but I'd rather have a planned pregnancy.

2006-10-02 06:53:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I would really like a simple, easy to understand website through which customers could place orders, and pay for my Jewelry. I've asked friends to help, but they've let me down so far and I'm getting frustrated!

I'd be really grateful for any help.

2006-10-02 06:53:51 · 17 answers · asked by noexpectations 1 in Programming & Design

My Carpet in my backroom of my apartment has gotten wet from rain and now there is mold growing on the carpet and I was wondering if there is any way I can kill it. And I was wonddering On how I could try the carpet out for its still wet from the last rain. I've told my landlord and she has not done anything. Its gotten so bad that I have stopped useing that room for I don't want my daughter to get sick from it. Any help would be great.

2006-10-02 06:53:51 · 8 answers · asked by shellz1616 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

See ZER0 C00L's answer here:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArJQPHowcrRSBoJ_iQpQvlbzy6IX?qid=20061002104457AAPl05h

2006-10-02 06:53:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Do you like Curtis Mayfield's "Pusherman" or Camrons "D Rugs" or maybe you dont like either, if you never heard of them i suggest listening to "D Rugs" by Camron

I'm your mother
I'm your daddy
I'm that *****
In the alley
I'm your doctor
When in need
I'm your Coke
I'm your Weed
You know me
I'm your friend
Your main boy
Thick and thin
I'm that monster in your dreams
For my love
You will feen.

2006-10-02 06:53:41 · 3 answers · asked by The infamous bongblaster 4 in Music

I mean how can I Design a video game put it on a disc for the PS2 console and play it on the PS2 system. I wanted to make my own RPG with graphics like the Kingdom Hearts II at home. I wanted to use my voice and my friends voices for the characters. Use a japanese song for the theme(or whatever) and use my own storyline and characters.

2006-10-02 06:53:39 · 2 answers · asked by Don L 1 in Video & Online Games

2006-10-02 06:53:26 · 7 answers · asked by golaicecream 2 in Horoscopes

2006-10-02 06:53:17 · 3 answers · asked by dotsycat 2 in Other - Computers

I dated a minister of the same faith; he turned out to be just like any other guy I dated in the past that wasn't in church. What was up with this?

2006-10-02 06:53:14 · 8 answers · asked by CuriousGirl 4 in Singles & Dating

My pussycat has been in a bad company for last few months.
I think my pussycat has a secret and she doesn't want to tell me anything.
What happens when your pussycat gets drunk?

2006-10-02 06:53:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships