One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.
She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"
The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
2006-10-02 06:54:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO.
I need to try that.
2006-10-02 06:57:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2006-10-02 13:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Best yet
2006-10-02 13:57:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Heard it before but still put a smile on me! Thanks!
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2006-10-02 13:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I love it!!
im gonna have to tell my friends about this one!
2006-10-02 13:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes me laugh
2006-10-02 13:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by PYT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh!! LOL.LOL.
2006-10-03 14:08:49 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was funny. :D
2006-10-02 15:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋