The 'Save the Birds' people are picketing outside my new glass house. How can I make them go away?

Question

I had to employ a fleet of window cleaners to remove the chicken pies I made them.

Answer 1

Get that Peter Stringfellow guy to wander around the house in the buff.

That'll send them running.

Answer 2

Stand directly in front of the window you see the picketers through.

Paint that window out.

Dont move from that window.

You won't see them anymore and they won't bother you.

I used to know a guy that collected old, European thrones in HIS glass house. It got to the point where he had so many thrones that the house collapsed. The insurance adjuster refused to honor his claim. When the adjuster was asked why the claim was denied, he told my friend:

"Everybody knows, people in glass houses shouldn't stow thrones!"

Answer 3

Your house sounds pretty, but must be hell to clean. Cast no stones. But call the cops and let them rough those people up. And put little bird stickers on your window-walls. It makes for a lot fewer dead birds. You don't want to hear the *splat* of tiny bird bodies all day, do you?

Answer 4

Throw some stones at them.

Answer 5

Erm, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...

Answer 6

Beat them with a stunned turkey or set some winged monkeys on them. (Do winged monkeys count as birds?)

Answer 7

dont throw stones in glass houses

Answer 8

Start shooting birds. If that doesn't work, start shooting the picketers. They are only PETA people, they don't have souls anyway.

Answer 9

tell them ull call da police coz theyre disruptin ur peace n ur house n do it if they stil dnt go away

for starters chuck eggs at them tho

Answer 10

throw stones at them (make sure you open a window first)