I have to go outside for a smoke, and the smoking area is up a short flight of stairs.
Now, here's the thing: I'm still drunk from last night and I have no problems walking up and down these stairs. However, I've just seen eight ENTIRELY SOBER people trip up on the ascent or descent. Why can't sober people walk properly?
In addition, when I'm walking down the street (drunk) I have no problems walking in a straight line, and I do my best not to get in other people's way, even though I generally walk faster than everyone else. All these sober idiots for some reason feel the need to zig-zag all over the place, banging in to each other, stopping abruptly and sometimes just walk around in circles. WHY CAN'T SOBER PEOPLE WALK PROPERLY????
2006-09-29
00:26:27
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