I have to go outside for a smoke, and the smoking area is up a short flight of stairs.
Now, here's the thing: I'm still drunk from last night and I have no problems walking up and down these stairs. However, I've just seen eight ENTIRELY SOBER people trip up on the ascent or descent. Why can't sober people walk properly?
In addition, when I'm walking down the street (drunk) I have no problems walking in a straight line, and I do my best not to get in other people's way, even though I generally walk faster than everyone else. All these sober idiots for some reason feel the need to zig-zag all over the place, banging in to each other, stopping abruptly and sometimes just walk around in circles. WHY CAN'T SOBER PEOPLE WALK PROPERLY????
2006-09-29 00:26:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
They're Chinese...
2006-09-29 02:23:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sober people are actually thinking about other things than walking in a straight line or walking up and down stairs , they are not just concentrating on one thing , bumping in to people and going in circles is fun try doing that drunk .
2006-09-29 07:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by Sputterfud 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe in your drunken state YOU are the one walking in a zig-zag and others are walking normally just you can't tell the difference through the haze of a good drunk. Just a thought.
2006-09-29 07:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by GirlinNB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would guess that the reason is that sober people are prooccupied with other issues to completley concentrate on a simple issue of walking, whereas unsober people cannot do that.
2006-09-29 07:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by Roger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe people can't walk properly near you, you could be a very intimidating presence.
Take that as a compliment!!
2006-09-29 07:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're not as drunk as you could be then, because none of this shite would matter.....Screw sober people...!
2006-09-29 07:28:49 · answer #6 · answered by KinfOfPly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The liquor sure is throwing off your ability to ask good questions.
2006-09-29 07:29:44 · answer #7 · answered by Joey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe your soooo drunk that you make others around you drunk?
2006-09-29 07:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the liquor throws off your motor skills
2006-09-29 07:27:20 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Takafushi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they can. you just can't tell
2006-09-29 07:48:49 · answer #10 · answered by jamie F. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋