An old farmer went to town to see a movie.
The Ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go Chucky goes."
"I'm sorry sir," Said the Ticket agent, "We can't allow animals In the theatre."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed The bird in his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket, entered the theatre and sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
" Marge," whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge. "This guy next to me is sick."
"What makes you think so?" Asked Marge. "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about It," said Marge, "At our age we've seen them all."
"I thought so too," said Mildred, "But this one's eating my popcorn.
2006-09-28
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