Mines: Never give up even if everything seems to go wrong. Stoand up tall, wipe away your tears and never give up-Anon
2006-09-28 00:44:59 · 21 answers · asked by fate_s2_destiny 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
"Keep your face turned to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows." Helen Keller
2006-09-28 00:53:08 · answer #1 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best ever quotes would be from The Office:
“What is the single most important thing for a company? Is it the building? Is it the stock? Is it the turnover? It’s the people, investment in people. My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young Greek guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he went ‘Mr. Brent, will you be the Godfather to my child?’.
Didn’t happen in the end. We had to let him go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish!” - David Brent
“I don’t know where we’re going tonight. Obviously Finchy’s a sophisticated guy, and Gareth’s a culture vulture, so will it be opera, ballet, I don’t know. I think the RSCs in town, so er... having said that at Chasers it hooch for a pound and wonderbras get in free night.” - Tim
“If a military man like you, a soldier, er, could you give a man a lethal blow?”
“If I was forced to, I could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was attacking me.”
“If he was coming, really hard?”
“Yeah, if my life was in danger, yeah.”
“And do you always imagine doing it face to face with a bloke, or could you take man from behind?”
“Either ways easy.”
“So you could take a man from behind?”
“Yeah.”
“Lovely.” - Tim, Gareth & Dawn.
“He proposed on a Valentine’s day, although he didn’t do it face to face, he did it in one of the little Valentine bits in the paper. I think he had to pay for it by the word, because it just said ‘Lee love Dawn, marriage?’ which you know, I like, because it’s not often you get to something that’s both romantic and thrifty.” - Dawn
“There are limits to my comedy. There are things that I’ll never laugh at. The handicapped. Because there’s nothing funny about them. Or any deformity. It’s like when you see someone look at a little handicapped and go ‘ooh, look at him, he’s not able-bodied. I am, I’m prejudiced.’ Yeah, well, at least the little handicapped fella is able-minded. Unless he’s not, it’s difficult to tell with the wheelchair ones.” - David Brent
But, a good real-life quote was one by James Dean - "The one main negative thing about being teatotal is that you know you are going to feel like that for the rest of the day" - Pure Class
2006-09-28 08:05:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
"Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les, and for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven".
...and a little later...
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!"
2006-09-28 09:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Zee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chit Happens
2006-09-28 07:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by kja63 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done
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friends r like melon shall I tell u why? to have a good one u must have 100 try
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think wrong if u please but in all the cases think 4 urself
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all thai I really want to do is either illegal or immoral,or fannenig
2006-09-28 09:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by cool sky_diver 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glinda the good witch, to the Wicked Witch of the West : " Be gone! You have no power here !!! " I use it on my twelve-year-old daughter when she annoys me. And my husband. And my cats. Telephone solicitors. People at the door selling things.
2006-09-28 07:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not fully dressed until I adorn myself with a smile of joy!
2006-09-28 07:57:34 · answer #7 · answered by easinclair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is "why should you waste time convincing a woman she is wrong whereas it's so easy to wait for her to change her mind"
; )
2006-09-28 07:49:21 · answer #8 · answered by ln_de_troy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If riding in a plane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming.
2006-09-28 10:39:31 · answer #9 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The music is nothing if the audiance is deaf.
2006-09-28 07:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by Ryan Bush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋