An old farmer went to town to see a movie.
The Ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go Chucky goes."
"I'm sorry sir," Said the Ticket agent, "We can't allow animals In the theatre."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed The bird in his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket, entered the theatre and sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
" Marge," whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge. "This guy next to me is sick."
"What makes you think so?" Asked Marge. "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about It," said Marge, "At our age we've seen them all."
"I thought so too," said Mildred, "But this one's eating my popcorn.
2006-09-28 00:45:05 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mr. Broc thanks for your nice comments, i am a man of 38 years (for ur info.)
2006-09-28 06:23:14 · update #1
Pd i love u man/woman...your jokes crack me up thats y u r one of my favorite users...thanks
Broc
2006-09-28 03:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by mr.broc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geeshh! Someone get Mildred a different popcorn!
2006-09-28 00:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by just browsin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Priceless,lol.
2006-09-28 02:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHaHaHaHaHa!! That cracked me up! Can you imagine THAT??!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
10. Once again, Mr. PD.
I saw the world yesterday! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-28 07:44:19 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah lol tht was really funny..,.oh oh what kind of popcarn is Mildred talking about........no it can't be....life it man...say it again one more time....hahaha keep goin'.....
2006-09-29 05:06:47 · answer #5 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She could just reach over and choke his chicken.
2006-09-28 00:59:54 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dick Cheney?
2016-03-26 21:07:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty good!
thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-28 01:08:55 · answer #8 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Cockle Doo Dle Doo!" says Madge " at my age? any cock will do me!" He He
2006-09-28 00:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Tom Cat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's priceless keep them coming!
2006-09-28 01:29:42 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋