All categories - 28 September 2006

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?"

2006-09-28 04:07:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

why are people so uptight about underage drinking? honestly we are just have fun. is it really hirting anyone? no..so wtf is the big deal? & parnets do you allow your kids to drink underage? if not why?..my parents let me drink and im not dead..and im not talking about drinking and driving..i know thats bad..im talkign about at partys

2006-09-28 04:07:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I have to set an ad in a series of bizarre NY bars and, having never been there myself, could do with a few suggestions. Anything will do: themed, weird crowds, crazy decor...whatever makes these 10 bars 'different'.

2006-09-28 04:07:19 · 3 answers · asked by Leo B 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-28 04:07:17 · 4 answers · asked by angelo_hendren2000 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-09-28 04:07:17 · 10 answers · asked by nashvillekat 6 in Pain & Pain Management

2006-09-28 04:07:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

When i download a buch of music videos games my internet starts slowing and and my computer slows down? Is there a way to get my computer to not slow down?

2006-09-28 04:07:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

I always ending up eating really late, usually between 8.30pm and 9.30pm. Is that bad?

2006-09-28 04:07:04 · 31 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Other - Food & Drink

How do I find out a name with just a cell phone number?

2006-09-28 04:07:01 · 6 answers · asked by Amy 1 in Internet

2006-09-28 04:06:59 · 10 answers · asked by dodgeh8tr 1 in Dodge

2006-09-28 04:06:51 · 15 answers · asked by mighty_power7 7 in Religion & Spirituality

They have made discoveries the government never would, but then again they are making record profits at our expense. What do you think about that? Any suggestions for a better way?

2006-09-28 04:06:44 · 9 answers · asked by Poppies_rule 3 in Other - Health

I have a 65 lb. (very large) 5 year old Australian Shepard and I love this dog. He is very protective of me, if my husband raises his voice or if a stranger comes around he will get in between me and them. Also if another dog wants to be petted he will shoulder in between us and knock them out of the way. He will bite them if they keep trying to get attention from me. I have a 2 year old and they have always played well together but I have noticed that he has started trying to get in between us when I hug her or pick her up. Is he becoming aggressive towards my baby? I never let her around him or any other animal without my supervision, I don't want to get rid of him but I am not going to risk my child, is there anything I can do about this? Also he is an outside dog, he is not allowed in the house at all. And he was neutered several years ago.

2006-09-28 04:06:37 · 21 answers · asked by lost 2 in Dogs

And in the USA if they are so hated, why do they live in reservations and wuth federal benefits, and free casinos without have to work? Is that the reasson Indians in the USA are Fat and Indians in Mexico or Central or the Caribbean or SouthAmerica skinny ?
Whay about the poverty?
When did it started if ( For example ) the Aztec Civilization and Empire was wealthy without money?

2006-09-28 04:06:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2006-09-28 04:06:35 · 5 answers · asked by prophetic_primal 1 in Homework Help

2 months ago I moved into a brand new house that I'm leasing.One of the stipulations of the lease is no pets allowed.Now keep in mind my husband is fully aware of this.And what does he decide to do but bring home a very large great dane.We've had pets in the past and I tolerated them because he wanted them.But this time I said no,because I always end up having to take care of them.And not to mention our landlord said no pets allowed.My idiotic husband doesn't seem to care and he doesn't understand why I'm so furious with him.He's done this several times in the past he'll make a decision without consulting with me first.It's as if my opinion doesn't matter and i'm just an after thought.I tried to explain how I feel about what he's done.But he doesn't get it so my question to everyone is this.Do I have a right to be mad about this?Because I see it as blatant disrespect towards me anyway I'm curious to see just how many people think I'm right or wrong.

2006-09-28 04:06:32 · 28 answers · asked by brooklyncrazysexycool 1 in Marriage & Divorce

where can you find information to teach third graders about citizenship??

2006-09-28 04:06:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mineSex.

Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have so

2006-09-28 04:06:32 · 13 answers · asked by Wilson Wilson 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Our fridge still works but it's really old and runs all day and night long. It leaks and sometimes it freezes the stuff on the fridge. I want to ask for a new one but I want to make sure I write a nice letter. The new landlords just bought these apartments a few months ago and they're really nice.

2006-09-28 04:06:22 · 4 answers · asked by O R 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

best way to shrink a pair of jeans, any ideas?

2006-09-28 04:06:03 · 39 answers · asked by bender 3 in Fashion & Accessories

If they are the same then God must be schizophrenic.

2006-09-28 04:05:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i just spent the last 2 hours in-putting data on to a spreadsheet and closed it without saving!!! what an idiot!

2006-09-28 04:05:58 · 7 answers · asked by curiosity 4 in Other - Computers

2006-09-28 04:05:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

All muslim people are terrorists? How can we deal with 2 Islam´s.?

2006-09-28 04:05:49 · 18 answers · asked by alcáçovas 2 in Politics

2006-09-28 04:05:47 · 8 answers · asked by dodgeh8tr 1 in Dodge

just wondering i was talking to a friend about this and wondered in history it usually the other way around and is usually explained that the husband could have more children if he has more wives and it means he is more wealthy but is their any people or cultures that do it the other way around just curious about this subject and no i dont want two husbands for all the wise crackers

2006-09-28 04:05:41 · 5 answers · asked by kerriknowsall 2 in Other - Society & Culture

Mussolini was a former leading Italian Socialist. Laval the Pime Minister of French Fascist Vichy, a former socialist. Oswald Mosley founder of British Fascists a former Socialist Government Minister. Quisling was a minister in a former Nowegian Socialist Government. Hitler was at one time the leader of the German Socialist Workers Party and Dr. Goebells was a former communist! Even tony Blair was once a socialist.

2006-09-28 04:05:39 · 15 answers · asked by basil g 1 in Politics

I only ask as I was forced to drive on the hard shoulder as I entered the motorway yesterday despite the middle lane being free the lorry driver would neither pull over or slow down. My cars old and crabby so I couldn't speed up, or slow down as I wouldnt have fitted into the miniscule gap between it and the next lorry. Was I right to be a little annoyed or is lorry manouvreing exceptionally difficult?

2006-09-28 04:05:37 · 10 answers · asked by emily_jane2379 5 in Other - Cars & Transportation

im scared theyll pick on me?

2006-09-28 04:05:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health