Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mineSex.
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have so
2006-09-28 04:06:32 · 13 answers · asked by Wilson Wilson 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday
2006-09-28 04:07:51 · update #1
That's funny..you have great posts..now I'm going through your questions..thanks for the good sense of humor.
.Actually, true story, when my grandma came here from Italy, my mom said she named her dog some Italian word that sounded like sh*t and she would stand by the house calling here sh*t, come here shi*, sh*t, sh*t where are you....until someone finally told her what it meant..she was real embarrassed...this was back in the 50's.
2006-09-28 06:26:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
nice it was a good one but i have a cat named free beer and he is always causing me problems. You see i live near a bar and everytime i go outside to fee him i holler "free beer" 'free Beer' where are you come here free beer...and people from down the street start coming down and they say wheres the free beer i heard you hollering for us sorry it took so long for us to get here we had to finsh i last drinks first
2006-09-28 12:28:20 · answer #2 · answered by ashers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very witty
i like that joke
BUT IVE HAD SEX SINCE I WAS 9!11 lol
2006-09-28 11:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by p34nu7bu773rj3lly7im3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great original. Now's where's my dog?
2006-09-28 12:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good post
uncle/aunty
2006-09-28 11:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by deepak57 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm.
2006-09-28 11:09:10 · answer #6 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This made me laugh this morning, I was having a bad day. Thanks for the laugh and the two points.
2006-09-28 11:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by Honey Bee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny... I feel sorry for you but at least you didn't name him pig or little **** cause the cop would have probably been mad..
2006-09-28 11:11:19 · answer #8 · answered by kalynn h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dog
2006-09-28 11:42:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny i like your avatar too.
2006-09-28 11:14:40 · answer #10 · answered by wife&mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋