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A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.
"That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to
inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall
so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."
Satisfied that his wife could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.
That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and the wife
dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall
with the nail.
"This is the cow right here," she tells him.
"What's the nail for?" the guy asks.
Replies the wife, "I guess it's to hang up your pants."

2006-09-27 01:21:24 · 20 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

market analysis,registered for a patent and or trademark and had favorable results.If so who would you recomend ?I am hearing conflicting stories about these organizations.

2006-09-27 01:21:18 · 3 answers · asked by Agent99 6 in Polls & Surveys

also the celebratoins of pass over, harvest, atonement.
A definition of pentecost from the bible.
PLus the times they are celebrated in the western world
Thank you

2006-09-27 01:21:16 · 3 answers · asked by blake4eva2010 1 in Religion & Spirituality

each football team doesn't have to have the same letter as the others

2006-09-27 01:21:05 · 21 answers · asked by naomi t 1 in English Football

obviously with the news, and the 2 incidents where children have been mauled by rottweilers. what do u think about them and children together??

2006-09-27 01:21:04 · 55 answers · asked by ? 2 in Dogs

sometimes i cannot stand to be in the same room looking at him...i know that sounds awful because he treats me and the kids soooo well. Its confusing because i know i love him. Please Help

2006-09-27 01:21:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

being a coolie girl I get upset when people call me mixed race(half black and white) not because I hate them but when they usually say that they look at my hair and make the decision but I have quite brown skin and I don't think I’m light skin and if my hair was short they wouldn't think that. also usually it means they think black people can't grow hair so the only way my hair could be that way is if I was half white but I share nothing in common with the looks of mixed race(half black and white people) expect my hair. I am not racist or any thing but if for the past 9 years I have been living in England, London you are being asked that question you can understand how you can get upset it gets annoying. But the question is- is their any coolie girls or guys that get the same thing and feel the same way, don't you think how long blacks Caribbean people have been in England they should of realised about coolie people or is it just ignorance.

2006-09-27 01:20:56 · 17 answers · asked by qwerty 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

the discovery of fungi in videotape, who discovered it, the name of the fungi, and how they cause spoilage to videotape

2006-09-27 01:20:50 · 2 answers · asked by lautpassion2000 1 in Botany

The man I love had to move 500 miles away for his job and I could not go because of my daughter. We call everyday and talk to each other. But anyway he really wanted me there but I couldn't leave her. Now he will call and if I tell him I love him he sometimes says it and I can't hardly hear him. It hurts so bad when he does that. Or like this morning he called and when we got off the phone he said it fast and I couldn't really make it out. But if he is leaving a message he says it really loving. I don't know maybe I am making more out of it than I should. Please let me know what you think.

2006-09-27 01:20:44 · 5 answers · asked by BC 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

The difference between thomas jefferson natural rights and joh winthrop natural liberty.

2006-09-27 01:20:39 · 2 answers · asked by Igottheanswers 2 in Homework Help

So try-hard and 1990's.

2006-09-27 01:20:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

How can I prevent stitch, before I run.

2006-09-27 01:20:18 · 6 answers · asked by smoosmoo 1 in Diet & Fitness

hi plz help

i wanna know the website for the natalia imbrusina
the album counting down the days

2006-09-27 01:20:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-27 01:20:07 · 10 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Religion & Spirituality

i heard it was to help start labour

2006-09-27 01:20:06 · 15 answers · asked by dustylil 1 in Pregnancy

2006-09-27 01:19:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

their belief system and the Christian way? I have 2 of them coming to my house this morning for the fourth time and I really think that both of them are seriously questioning the difficult issues?

2006-09-27 01:19:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

why it always hard in the part of the girl to express her feeling or affection for a guy. i like this guy very much, but i dont have the courage to tell or even show to him, simply because im a gurl. im afraid that he might think that i was a cheap, im afraid of rejections...........

im afraid that he may not feel the same thing for me. that im just a friend or a little sister for him !!!!!!!!!!!

whaaaaaaaaaaaa for the first in my life i felt this strong attraction toward the opposite sex and im very naive .............

i hope this guy was not a numb, to notice me...............

2006-09-27 01:19:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

is it the right way to reach my aim? i plan to build and increase my english vocabulary.

2006-09-27 01:19:36 · 4 answers · asked by MISS C 1 in Languages

HELP ME

2006-09-27 01:19:34 · 10 answers · asked by peyton k 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-09-27 01:19:34 · 2 answers · asked by Mike D 1 in Other - Education

I need to move out, but I have two tickets to pay off, my job doesnt pay well ($8.50 an hour). I havent even saved up because I have to pay for my car payment, my cellphone bill, my vonage bill, my two tickets havent even been paid yet. I still owe my mom for her paying my insurance. What should i do, As soon as i pay everything off, everything will be so much better. Any Suggestions?

2006-09-27 01:19:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

interest inn singing

2006-09-27 01:19:27 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i heard that is a handy way to learn a language by listening to a tape..can you please tell me how does it work and also a few company's that do this tapes..(only the language i mentioned above) thank you all!

2006-09-27 01:19:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

I've always wanted to go there! When is best time to view changing of the leaves? I'm going to explore all small towns, is there 1 special place to go?

2006-09-27 01:19:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

please diagnose this person. I suspect he has antisocial personality disorder as classified by the DSM-IV, but he doesn't seem irritable or hostile to me, though he claims to beat people up.
his quirks:
he is always late, if he shows up at all
he is always wanting something from me
he never reciprocates a kindness, like buying me a coffee back
he always says how handsome he is and believes it
he has a mona lisa smile and his eyes look "blank" sometimes
he tries to appear educated by using big words
he is secretive about everything
he lies to his brother in front of me
he lies to me, though he doesn't know I know!
he picks his nose and farts in public and doesn't care
he has lots of big plans, but never does any of them
he talks loudly and cuts people off without letting them finish
he is very charismatic
he doesn't appear to have a job
he bodybuilds and is almost fanatical about diet
he doesn't say thank you
he forgets all the things you have done for him, like buying dinner

2006-09-27 01:19:11 · 8 answers · asked by johnnydepp3000 2 in Psychology

Can you give me a good example?

2006-09-27 01:19:02 · 38 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

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