A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores.
"That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon to
inseminate one of the cows. I've hung a nail by the right stall
so you'll know which one I want him to impregnate."
Satisfied that his wife could understand the instructions, the farmer left for town.
That afternoon, the 'Inseminator' arrives, and the wife
dutifully takes him out to the barn and directly to the stall
with the nail.
"This is the cow right here," she tells him.
"What's the nail for?" the guy asks.
Replies the wife, "I guess it's to hang up your pants."
2006-09-27 01:21:24 · 20 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice jokw again man
Keep it up
2006-09-27 02:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2006-09-27 02:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by Fred K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 01:40:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there..!
deserves 7 out of 10...no doubt..
more jokes like this please..!
best wishes..
2006-09-27 01:50:48 · answer #4 · answered by suresh k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont think, others have got it, but i got it. Verrrrryyyy naughttttyyyyyyyy. I know, only an Indian can think like this, afterall phir bhi dil hai hindustani. me too an indian. 100/100
2006-09-27 02:27:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 out of 10.
I know better ones.
2006-09-27 01:24:23 · answer #6 · answered by JKL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How funny, hahahaha, I was waiting for her to get it all mixed up and her end up having sex with him. hahaha
2006-09-27 01:45:05 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats great! 8/10
2006-09-27 01:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3/7 or 2.5 chortles per possible gafaw.....
Keep them coming..
2006-09-27 01:49:30 · answer #9 · answered by Mindwalker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, not bad... but try harder. i give you 3 out of 10.
2006-09-27 01:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋