He pays $500 & clinic guy tells him
"In the next room is a running track, a hot babe & if you catch her, you can f#%K her!"
The guy enters the room to find just that!
Babe asks " R u here to loose weight?"
Fat guy replies " Yeah, & if I catch ya , I'm gonna f#%K ya!"
so around & around they went till the fat guy was exhausted.
"I'll come back tomorrow"
2nd day he pays $1000, clinic guy says
"Same deal dude,You catch her, you f#%k her!"
Guy enters the room to find an even hotter babe!
"R u here to loose weight?"
Fat guy replies "Yeah, & if I catch ya , I'm gonna f#%K ya!"
so around they go but fat boy still can't catch her
"I'll come back tomorrow"
3rd day, fat guy tells clinic guy
"I'm not losing much weight!"
Clinic guy says "Oh, you will today, I guarantee it!"
He pays $2000 & enters the room to find a HUGE ex convict!
Fat boy asks "R u here to loose weight???"
To which the convict replies
"YEAH, & if I catch ya, I'M REALLY GONNA F#%K YA!"
2006-09-15
21:18:14
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