a man and his wife were sitting in church on Sunday. the man was having a little snooze, and his wife was knitting. the priest implored them, ‘who created the earth and man, my congregation?'
the woman poked her husband with a knitting needle, and he screamed, suddenly jolting awake, 'GOD!'.
the priest looked at the man and, admiring his enthusiasm, nodded, ‘that is correct'
then the priest asked, 'who, my congregation, is the son of god?'
once more, the women poked her husband with the knitting needle. the man woke up startled, and screamed, ‘Jesus Christ!'
again, the priest said, ‘that is correct.'
finally the priest asked, ‘tell me, my congregation, what did eve say to Adam when she didn’t want to have any more children?'
the knitter poked her husband again. this time he awoke absolutely furious, and screamed at his wife, ‘poke me with that damned thing one more time, and I’m going to rip it off you!'
the priest smiled and said, ‘that is correct'.
2006-09-08
18:58:31
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